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Gritlock

Inflammatory bowel response brought on by two or more days of heavy alcohol consumption paired with the ensuing drunken breakfasts
What's up Chad... Dude Garner was a blast but I got a badass case of gritlock.
by PAreal July 27, 2018
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Grimlock

In Transformers, he is the Leader of the Dinobots. He is one of the most powerful Autobots.

There are two distinct interpretations of Grimlock:

In the cartoon series, he is a strong but dumb "comedy" character.

In the comics, and especially in Simon Furman's version of him, he is a born warrior and hardman, who has a very different approach to leadership to Optimus Prime. He believes that Prime's compassion prevents the Autobots from defeating the Decepticons. He looks down on those he considers inferior, but is fearless in battle.
Although arrogant and stubborn, Grimlock is a highly effective leader. He is an anti-hero, a cross between Wolverine and Leonidas.
"Optimus Prime is too soft, if Grimlock were our leader, we could have won this war long ago!"

"Me Grimlock, Badass!"
by GaryUK August 4, 2007
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Gridlock Douche

Someone who is completely oblivious to the fact that traffic is completely stopped on the other end of a large intersection and continues to drive out into said intersection simply because they have a green light.

When the light turns red and the crossing traffic gets a green light, there is now nowhere to go because this moron is blocking traffic, creating a gridlocked situation in extreme cases.
I was 25 minutes late for work today because some gridlock douche turned Route 9 into a parking lot near the mall.

I stopped at the green light because I could clearly see traffic was bumper-to-bumper on the other side. So when the jackass behind me started beeping I yelled back, "Sorry, I'm not a gridlock douche like you."
by Pilotguy44 October 6, 2009
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Liplocked Gridlock

When traffic is stalled at a signal because people in the first car are too busy kissing to notice that the light ahs changed.
The people in the car in front of us was kissing at a stoplight and didn't notice that the light was green which caused a Liplocked Gridlock.
by sharky79 March 23, 2010
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Grimlock

Big ass robot who turns into a bigger fucking g robot dinosaur

Basically a badass, and don't let his intelligence fool you, he has an IQ level of 10 million
Grimlock is smart
by TheElite49 October 9, 2019
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Get GRIDLOCK'd

The act of going to, and experiencing all that comes with a Gridlock 64 show. This includes, but is not limited to, the music, singing, dancing, and drinking. In a nutshell, it is to succumb to the effects of good music, good friends, and good times.
I'm going to the Gridlock 64 show, and I'm gonna Get GRIDLOCK'd!!
by G64 Jim May 9, 2011
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Grimlock

1) In Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, a Grimlock is a large and powerful grey-skinned humanoid, looking rather like a grey orc. Grimlocks are primitive, but also vicious and aggressive.

2) In Transformers, Grimlock is the leader of the Dinobots. He transforms into a Tyrannosaurus Rex. A staple character throughout the entire run of the TV series and the comics, Grimlock even went through three different toy versions in Generation 1.
Me Grimlock! Me king! Me kick your butt!
by Andy July 22, 2004
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