Definitions by PAreal
Convenience Whore
This is the girl you only see when money's a little tight. She wears jeans, sneakers, and tee shirts 24-7 and loves Long John Silver's as much as you do.
Connor: Sup tonight T-Bone? Big weekend?
T-Bone: Nah man... I don't get paid until the 15th... probably just gonna hit up the convenience whore.
Connor: Word
T-Bone: Nah man... I don't get paid until the 15th... probably just gonna hit up the convenience whore.
Connor: Word
Convenience Whore by PAreal October 11, 2018
Whorecast
When by virtue of her behavior it is unquestionably clear that a friend's or family member's young daughter is going to be a complete whore when she grows up. Typically a shared observation that one only verbalizes when another person is brave enough to broach the topic.
Paul: Hey man... have you and Bonnie had Robbie's daughter over to play with your daughter? How'd that go for you?
Gene: Yeah man it's alarming.... I gave Bonnie the whorecast on that one - I guess we'll see.
Gene: Yeah man it's alarming.... I gave Bonnie the whorecast on that one - I guess we'll see.
Friendly Fire
The inadvertent splash of one's own toilet-water one takes usually to the face and chest while deploying a plunger.
Chad: Hey man... what's that on your shirt?
Gordon: Took some friendly fire while I was plunging my turd this morning... sucks
Chad: Dooood…..
Gordon: Took some friendly fire while I was plunging my turd this morning... sucks
Chad: Dooood…..
Friendly Fire by PAreal August 14, 2018
Gritlock
Inflammatory bowel response brought on by two or more days of heavy alcohol consumption paired with the ensuing drunken breakfasts