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When a person is incapable of removing themselves from the grid due to an attachment to their phone, computer, or job either by choice, addiction, or priorities.
I wanted to go camping this weekend, but I'm totally gridlocked.
by Double-O-Ben October 21, 2013
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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A checkerboard grid of tiny cornrows or dreadlocks tightly braided as a women's hairstyle. Usually African-American.
Lashonda got her hair done in gridlocks after her gel manicure.
by Webdebnyc February 19, 2012
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a blockage of something (from the severe road traffic stalling situation)
The gridlock in Web traffic is due to the worm's payload.
by The Return of Light Joker January 29, 2010
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A tactical ploy carried out in emergency situations when a team is narrowly losing. Occurs when Gridlock is summoned to the field to undertake a special play and win the match. Usually occurs with only seconds remaining.
Player: "Coach, there are only 5 seconds left and we are down by a goal."

Coach: "Get Gridlock out there, he will kick it from fifty."
by enthusiast July 21, 2009
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1. A complete lack of movement or progress resulting in a backup or stagnation: “the political gridlock that prevented... the President and Congress from moving expeditiously to cut the budget” (Robert D. Hormats).

2. A malaprop coined by a particularly inbred country yokel whom is currently leading a startup software company.
"Bitch, go home and tend to your nappy-lookin gridlocks."
by HoFonix January 22, 2004
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When two people are ass-to-ass simultaneously shitting into one another's assholes.
Dude, Mortimer, did you see Eleanor and Priscilla gridlocking last night? It was off the chain.
by shaquille f'real September 01, 2008
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