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Gridlocked 

Gridlocked - When there is an internal threat(s) in a school, while performing tornado drill protocol.
Example:
PA: ATTENTION! MULTIPLE INTRUDERS IN THE BUILDING. STAY IN TORNADO DRILL STANCES.
Tim: Bruh, did we really just get gridlocked.
Josh: Bro this dude gonna get on s i c k collateral though.
Gridlocked by _Soap_ September 23, 2020
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Gridlocked 

When you're unable to form a successful faction due to unfortunate circumstances. (Mostly revolving around the faction counter.)
Luke was gridlocked out of a faction because he had already partnered with Dean and Florangy twice before hand, due to the faction counter reaching his limits with them.

Gridlock Douche 

Someone who is completely oblivious to the fact that traffic is completely stopped on the other end of a large intersection and continues to drive out into said intersection simply because they have a green light.

When the light turns red and the crossing traffic gets a green light, there is now nowhere to go because this moron is blocking traffic, creating a gridlocked situation in extreme cases.
I was 25 minutes late for work today because some gridlock douche turned Route 9 into a parking lot near the mall.

I stopped at the green light because I could clearly see traffic was bumper-to-bumper on the other side. So when the jackass behind me started beeping I yelled back, "Sorry, I'm not a gridlock douche like you."
Gridlock Douche by Pilotguy44 October 6, 2009

Liplocked Gridlock 

When traffic is stalled at a signal because people in the first car are too busy kissing to notice that the light ahs changed.
The people in the car in front of us was kissing at a stoplight and didn't notice that the light was green which caused a Liplocked Gridlock.
Liplocked Gridlock by sharky79 March 23, 2010

Get GRIDLOCK'd 

The act of going to, and experiencing all that comes with a Gridlock 64 show. This includes, but is not limited to, the music, singing, dancing, and drinking. In a nutshell, it is to succumb to the effects of good music, good friends, and good times.
I'm going to the Gridlock 64 show, and I'm gonna Get GRIDLOCK'd!!
Get GRIDLOCK'd by G64 Jim May 9, 2011

Gridlock Delirium

Gridlock delirium is what happens to a person's psyche when they are stuck in traffic for 3 hours or more without movement; often causes the person to text or call people they have not talked to in many years(includes ex's), and often this leads to feelings of regret. After the anger and random texts(calls) have ceased, the person will probably begin to become hungry and/or horny and wish to fulfill their desire with the person behind or in front of them in traffic; once again leading to more regret.
A friend was stuck in traffic so long he started experiencing Gridlock Delirium; he became so bored he started reading his car manual, calling ex's he hadnt talked to in 3 years and eventually scheduling a lunch date with one. The driver in front of him started to seem oddly cute until saw him pour a yellow substance from a coke bottle out of his window.

Gridlock'd 

Being hooked on Marijuana, or other harder drugs.
"Me and Matt are Gridlock'd, we'll be smoking til' we die."
Gridlock'd by nich March 17, 2004
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