GreenDope
GreenDope by MendoDopeBoys October 21, 2018
Words you can keep
Greenmodel
To Greenmodel is to be a corporate whore who prays on those who desire to do the right thing by being green.
Some companies are driven by the greed of those who are determined to exploit modern movements aimed at solving environmental problems. These companies are lead by the renewable resource industry (like windpower and home energy audits), and are wet with the blood of the earth as it seeps with infectious fury like chunky milk from the teats of a cow on hormones.
Like the term globalization, greenmodeling is a good idea that now has an evil corporate connotation. Corporate whores of the Greenmodel type are common in other industries, but now being "green" means bathing in tainted profits if one associates with these companies. With slogans like "It Pays to be Green", you can pick out those with only their own benefit in mind; it pays them for you to be green.
The Greenmodel Movement merely models one's life around those who have sold more than their labor to corporations; these people have misled us all and have forsaken personal values and constitution for personal gain. Their efforts are not driven by passion for their work, but by their own gluttony. In this way they have sacrificed OUR values at the corporate alter of greed.
Some companies are driven by the greed of those who are determined to exploit modern movements aimed at solving environmental problems. These companies are lead by the renewable resource industry (like windpower and home energy audits), and are wet with the blood of the earth as it seeps with infectious fury like chunky milk from the teats of a cow on hormones.
Like the term globalization, greenmodeling is a good idea that now has an evil corporate connotation. Corporate whores of the Greenmodel type are common in other industries, but now being "green" means bathing in tainted profits if one associates with these companies. With slogans like "It Pays to be Green", you can pick out those with only their own benefit in mind; it pays them for you to be green.
The Greenmodel Movement merely models one's life around those who have sold more than their labor to corporations; these people have misled us all and have forsaken personal values and constitution for personal gain. Their efforts are not driven by passion for their work, but by their own gluttony. In this way they have sacrificed OUR values at the corporate alter of greed.
Many a corporate whore, like Walmart, carry with them an incredible amount of douchebaggage. Many of these blood sucking fucktards have made true green globalization an incresingly difficult goal. Asslickers, like those who Greenmodel, lick ass so furvently because they are losers that suck so bad at being good humans that they must lick the ass they are kissing.
Greenmodel by G-Money-G February 6, 2010
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Greenpeace
The feeling of inner peace you get when you start smoking weed on a regular basis.
Also an organization of obnoxious hippies.
Also an organization of obnoxious hippies.
Jim: "So I walked right by Brad the other day and he didn't even mention the money I owe him."
Bob: "Yeah, he's been a lot less stingy ever since he found his inner greenpeace."
Bob: "Yeah, he's been a lot less stingy ever since he found his inner greenpeace."
Greenpeace by TheHereticTheory January 2, 2011
Greedophobiaiac
a Person who is afraid of Greedo a Character on Star Wars episode IV A New Hope and is absolutely terrified off him
Hey Von look its Greedo
*looks really scared*
C'mon its a fake mannequin type doll
*move its hand*
Von runs off screaming scared
mr.cool yells: What is so scary about em, its not even real or alive you Greedophobiaiac
*looks really scared*
C'mon its a fake mannequin type doll
*move its hand*
Von runs off screaming scared
mr.cool yells: What is so scary about em, its not even real or alive you Greedophobiaiac
Greedophobiaiac by mr.animalmCcool July 1, 2010
the greendale effect
From the tv series community - An effect in which a person that doesn’t know what to do with there life is given Money by the dean of greendale community college and is Compelled to enroll in greendale to put purpose into there life. So the end up using the money the school gave them back to the school in exchange for classes. This method insures that the school keeps getting new students to trap inside the college
Dean: “here $500 for the taste I got of being powerful”.
Jeff: * Jeff whispers to the dean* “dean the school can’t afford 500—
Dean: “wait for it.“
Elroy: “I have no idea to do with the rest of my life now”.
Dean: “we offer a wide variety of classes”
Elroy: “I think I’ll check that out”
Dean: *to Jeff* “ Now that my friend, is the greendale effect”
Jeff: “I will never get out of here will I?”
Dean: “ I haven’t met many that do.”
Jeff: * Jeff whispers to the dean* “dean the school can’t afford 500—
Dean: “wait for it.“
Elroy: “I have no idea to do with the rest of my life now”.
Dean: “we offer a wide variety of classes”
Elroy: “I think I’ll check that out”
Dean: *to Jeff* “ Now that my friend, is the greendale effect”
Jeff: “I will never get out of here will I?”
Dean: “ I haven’t met many that do.”
the greendale effect by Varanm September 7, 2020
Greendale
A boring small town in Wisconsin. If you find yourself in Greendale and you're not looking to buy a $8 burger or other over priced novelties from "the village" then you probably got lost on your way to Milwaukee. 90% of the people living there are either rich plastic families or retired old couples. If you're not one of the 2 you'll probably have a run in with one of the many cops with nothing better to do.
Person 1: Where are we and why is everyone driving an SUV and smiling
Person 2: I don't know, we gotta get out of here, why do all these streets start with the same letter???????
Person 3: Turn around now, we're in Greendale
Person 2: I don't know, we gotta get out of here, why do all these streets start with the same letter???????
Person 3: Turn around now, we're in Greendale
Greendale by Mr. Hermes November 22, 2011
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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