1 definition by Mr. Hermes
A boring small town in Wisconsin. If you find yourself in Greendale and you're not looking to buy a $8 burger or other over priced novelties from "the village" then you probably got lost on your way to Milwaukee. 90% of the people living there are either rich plastic families or retired old couples. If you're not one of the 2 you'll probably have a run in with one of the many cops with nothing better to do.
Person 1: Where are we and why is everyone driving an SUV and smiling
Person 2: I don't know, we gotta get out of here, why do all these streets start with the same letter???????
Person 3: Turn around now, we're in Greendale
Person 2: I don't know, we gotta get out of here, why do all these streets start with the same letter???????
Person 3: Turn around now, we're in Greendale
by Mr. Hermes June 5, 2011