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A boring small town in Wisconsin. If you find yourself in Greendale and you're not looking to buy a $8 burger or other over priced novelties from "the village" then you probably got lost on your way to Milwaukee. 90% of the people living there are either rich plastic families or retired old couples. If you're not one of the 2 you'll probably have a run in with one of the many cops with nothing better to do.
Person 1: Where are we and why is everyone driving an SUV and smiling

Person 2: I don't know, we gotta get out of here, why do all these streets start with the same letter???????

Person 3: Turn around now, we're in Greendale
Greendale by Mr. Hermes November 22, 2011
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A series of towns with an attractive name to get people to come to and work jobs in during the Great Depression.
Yay people have jobs in greendale
Greendale by Casey Thomas June 20, 2008

Greendale Secondary School

Greendale Secondary school is the better than Punggol Secondary school. The teachers in Greendale Secondary school genuinely cares about the students’ well being and are decent towards the behaviour. The teachers and the year heads are also very friendly and chats with students on a daily basis like a friend. In Greendale, students are treated like a one big family. It is a positive, cheerful and motivational environment that many students see it as a ‘second home.’ It offers unique experiences such as outdoor cooking during physical education, camps, class sales, games carnival, Greendale carnival and so on. The class sales is a unique experience for many Greendale students. The teachers are able to notice your unsteady emotions and gives advice to you. They are really trustful unlike other schools.
Primary six student: I wanna go to Punggol Secondary School
Parents: Go to Greendale Secondary School. You will enjoy better there.

Greendale Secondary School

Greendale Secondary School is the one of the better schools in its neighbourhood, it is of higher standard than Edgefield Secondary School and Punggol Secondary school. While budget can be questionable but thats normal for a new school, the behaviour of the students far exceeds Edgefield or Punggol Sec. Not as much xmm and the yps are defintely toned down. Teachers are also decent and care for their students. While Greendale is not perfect, students are defintely proud to call it their second home. (I've seen some negative reviews abt Edgefield in the urban dictionary, so i decided to give Greendale some love)
I want to go to Greendale Secondary school after my PSLE.

Greendale Secondary School

Greendale Secondary School is a great school and choosing between Edgefield, Greendale and Punggol Sec. I recommand primary school students to go to Greendale. Teachers are alot more caring, the environment and behaviour is alot more positive.
Greendale Secondary School is where i can call home.

Greendale Primary School

Pretty fucking shitty school full of retards especially the fucking lousy ass teachers,even though the pond is there is nice.Can someone take pic of Greendale Primary school,the last time I was there and graduated was 2019.

the greendale effect 

From the tv series community - An effect in which a person that doesn’t know what to do with there life is given Money by the dean of greendale community college and is Compelled to enroll in greendale to put purpose into there life. So the end up using the money the school gave them back to the school in exchange for classes. This method insures that the school keeps getting new students to trap inside the college
Dean: “here $500 for the taste I got of being powerful”.

Jeff: * Jeff whispers to the dean* “dean the school can’t afford 500—

Dean: “wait for it.“

Elroy: “I have no idea to do with the rest of my life now”.

Dean: “we offer a wide variety of classes”

Elroy: “I think I’ll check that out”

Dean: *to Jeff* “ Now that my friend, is the greendale effect”

Jeff: “I will never get out of here will I?”

Dean: “ I haven’t met many that do.”
the greendale effect by Varanm September 7, 2020
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