Grape-Smugglers 

Definition: A tight piece of clothing for the lower body (usually a speedo) that clearly displays the male genetalia.

Derivation: From the stealing of vintage grapes in the vinyards of France. Theives would steal grapes in their pockets.

That dirty shitehawk with the Skank ho bitch whore is wearing grape-smugglers.

Grape-Smugglers by THOR October 15, 2004

grape smugglers

Grape Smugglers are very small speedo trunks which hug the bollocks of the male wearer in a manner which makes it seem that they are "smuggling grapes" between their legs.

Often seen on European, particularly French, males.

wow, that dude is wearing grape smugglers

grape smugglers by Jamie W February 24, 2004

grape smugglers

men in speedos

those guys are grape smugglers

grape smugglers by WEEZEL February 15, 2003

grape smugglers

An item of male clothing, usually very tight pants, i.e. those worn by rodeo fans; or Speedo trunks, that leave very little to the imagination when it comes to 'the package'.

You need the shield-sized belt buckle to offset the risk of a direct hit when wearing grape smugglers.

grape smugglers by elektronen August 31, 2011

Grape Smugglers

Extremely tight, and uncomfortable, underwear that closely hold your balls in place.

My new underwear are seriously tight on my balls. I think I bought some grape smugglers.

Grape Smugglers by Hdrihner11 November 17, 2015

Grape Smuggler 

When a man wears pants that are to tight, or pulled up so high that each of his testes have been split and bulge out, one to the left, and one to the right.

Check it out, louis anderson is smuggling grapes.

Grape Smuggler by grizzt69 January 13, 2007

grape smuggler 

A man in a Speedo.

Even on a trip to an American beach, you can count on seeing at least one grape smuggler.

grape smuggler by D. Lishus Thigh April 2, 2010