THOR's definitions

whelp

Whelp means "a puppy/pussy".

You know the saying, "If you can't run with the dogs, go sit on the porch with the rest of the puppies." It's kind of like calling someone a pussy. EX: Dude, you're a fucking whelp puppy, pussy. EX 2: Someone goes to a concert on a Sunday night and has work the next day, a REAL man would go, but a whelp a.k.a. pussy/puppy would stay home because he wouldn't "feel up to it".

by Thor April 3, 2005

ass rocket

Violent, destructive defication. When it is so violent that you have to strap on to the toilet seat to keep from balsting off.

1. Shane suffers from IBS, which causes him to have an Ass Rocket everyday after lunch

2. That was some Ass Rocket... i had to strp in to keep from hitting the roof.

by Thor May 13, 2005

(v.) rush

To seriously fuck someone up.

We just rushed Eddie and now his asshole hurts a shit ton.

by Thor December 10, 2004

Foozles

(n.) An exclamation commonly used by lame-ass freshmen. Ask Tim, he heard it.

"Dude, did you do your homework?"

"Aw FOOZLES!"

by Thor August 23, 2004

blek

A common mispronunciation of the word "black". Often used by white people from South Africa to discribe their fellow country-men

"by god! 'es Blek!"

"So Many Blek Peeple in Seeth Efrika!"

by Thor August 24, 2004

Ben Franklin

(v.) The act of using your penis as a lighting rod.

We needed a volunteer to pull a Ben Franklin for that goofy science experiment.

by Thor November 5, 2004

Grape-Smugglers

Definition: A tight piece of clothing for the lower body (usually a speedo) that clearly displays the male genetalia.

Derivation: From the stealing of vintage grapes in the vinyards of France. Theives would steal grapes in their pockets.

That dirty shitehawk with the Skank ho bitch whore is wearing grape-smugglers.

by THOR October 15, 2004