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smugglers remorse 

When you don't bring weed on an international flight for fear of drug sniffing dogs and you end up going through customs in 7 seconds and the only dog you see is Snoopy in a MetLife advertisement
Howie had smugglers remorse when he didn't bring weed travelling to Canada and his whole group was whisked through customs without even checking passports.
smugglers remorse by TravelWithCare January 12, 2017

smugglers nutch 

Dry encrusted seman found in the resevoir tip of a used condom
Dave was flabbergasted at how tart the taste of a fellow frat brothers smugglers nutch could truly be.
smugglers nutch by Dave B. December 8, 2003

Smugglers of the Galaxy 

Often zitty faced boys gather to play fantasy games where they can prettend to actually be athletic and talk to good looking women. Similar games include: "Dungeons and Dragons", "What would I do if actually had a girlfriend", "Smell my fart", and "Look at the size of my bugar"
Hey, obviously we aren't doing anything Fridaynight, lets sit in my mam's basement and play "Smugglers of the Galaxy"

Smugglers of the Galaxy 

Often zitty faced boys gather to play fantasy games where they can prettend to actually be athletic and talk to good looking women. Similar games include: "Dungeons and Dragons", "What would I do if actually had a girlfriend", "Smell my fart", and "Look at the size of my bugar"
Hey, obviously we aren't doing anything Fridaynight, lets sit in my mom's basement and play "Smugglers of the Galaxy"

smugglers hold 

When the eurethra of a mans big ol Willy cock gets sown shut
Don’t get a fucking smugglers hold
smugglers hold by Bumfus April 24, 2018

Smugglers Route 

A smugglers route is an easier way to get to a destination.
There's a lot of traffic on the highway, so I took the smugglers route.
Smugglers Route by SueNellFL November 9, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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