Grannyped 

A grannyped is another word for "mobility vehicle". Mobility vehicles are small electric powered carts, usually with variable speed, indicators, reverse mode and a front loaded basket.

They are driven by either elderly folk, hense the name, or by Obese people who are to lazy to walk and loose some weight.

1. Dude, Jon got a grannyped and he's gonna pimp that sh*t!

2. Man, look at that lovely old couple, racing through the park knocking people down on their grannypeds.

3. When I'm old, I'ma score me a free grannyped.

4. I wish that fat chick would stop whoring that grannyped and let someone who really needs it use it.

Grannyped by Smeep August 6, 2007

grannied 

To beat someone with out them scoring once.
Often used in pool when the loser hasn't potted a single ball.
Or in table football when the loser hasn't scored any goals.

"You've just been grannied!"

grannied by FieryRich December 24, 2007

Grannied 

The act of spending all day with your grandma. Often Mother's Day, or some other special day. The word was coined on May 8, 2011 by Opal Crankshaft and said to her adopted grandson, Bryant.

Opal: (holding up two different color blouses up to Bryant) Which one should I wear? What do you think, purple or pink?

Bryant: Well, the purple looks good on you. Why not wear that? (suddenly realizes today is Mother's Day) Or wait, better yet, keep the robe! Let's get Grannied!!

Opal: Now you're talking. This is a perfect day to get Grannied. Its not every day I get to lounge around in my bathrobe.

Bryant: Yeah, you're right. This is a treat for you. Massages, spa treatments - you name it. Today is a perfect day for it!

Ramona: Hey, but what about me? Remember, honey, you used to have a big crush on me. Whatever happened to that?

Bryant: Hey Ma Garggle, long time no see! This is one of my other grandmas, Opal Crankshaft. (Ramona and Opal shake hands)

Bryant: How's Thorny and Hornet?

Brutus: We're fine. Gladdys couldn't be here. But I came down.

Bryant: Sweet! We go back quite a long way, all the way to 1996.

Brutus: Yeah, we lost touch there for a while. Who's this grandma you're talking about? Its not my mother-in-law, Ramona, is it?

Bryant: No. Brutus Thornapple; Opal Crankshaft. (Brutus and Opal shake hands).

Opal: Its a great day to get Grannied, huh? A couple of new friends that I've never met. One of my favorite grandsons. A great way to stay busy on Mother's Day! Doing nothing but r-e-l-a-x!!

Grannied by Dusty's Baby Powder June 2, 2011

grannyrider

A person who is addicted to mature/vintage/oldschool porn. That is porn of the saggy and grey pubed variety. Each man to his own, but when found on his/her computer they do nothing to cover it up, in fact telling the audience what picture is coming up next on the slideshow, he/she admits that is wrong and tries to blame the internet, but still knows exactly whats on there and still does not delete it.

The grannyrider term originates after Top Gun callsigns, when choosing who we each were in the movie, said granny porn lover, wanted to be Iceman, to which the reply was "Negative Grannyrider, the pattern is full", sypmtoms of being a grannyrider include smackeye, lack of friends and general abuse from the public.

There is no cure of Grannyrider, once dubbed a Grannyrider, that name will stick with them forever, the Grannyrider will lose all other nicknames as this one takes priority.

Ross:"I am Iceman"
Lou:"Negative Grannyrider, the pattern is full"

"Grannyrider are you looking at your contraversial porn again?"

That kid looks like he's got a touch of smackeye, bet me he is a Grannyrider and buzzes off old school porn.

grannyrider by BigRev November 29, 2006

Granned 

To have your projected pushed down the priority list to the point everyone has forgotten about it

Hey have you an update on my project?

No it was granned
Nuts

Granned by Cricketer June 27, 2019

gannymede 

Known as the 8th Moon of Jupiter and was used frequently in the seventeenth century in Britain as a term for young homosexual males.

Richard: I can be such a gannymede sometimes!

gannymede by Macdaddythecat March 1, 2007

Human-Trannypede 

A human trannypede, a human centipede made entirely of transsexuals.

“Jeez Phill that human-trannypede of yours is getting long”

Human-Trannypede by Dyspraxic Attack November 7, 2017