Goucho

Goucho is a scheme originated in carntyne and the top man in Ryan mckenna aka bugs bunny he’s know to lurk in yur back garden especially near growing carrots the only way to stop him is throwing a spoonful of blue wkd and by doing that he’ll get so mwi that he just goes into a deep coma (eljai Calder lol)

U heard a that goucho warrior bro?

Aye bro that wee bugs bunny’s pure causing havoc doon in carntyne

by The dentist April 13, 2022

Goucho

South American "Cowboy" of the grasslands or "pampas".

While backpacking through the Paraguayan plains I ran into many gouchos tending their farms.

by JoPoser January 1, 2009

goucho

Goucho is the bomb. 'Nuff said.

Me: Goucho, you're the bomb.
Goucho: Izzit!?

by Edodge. February 19, 2005

Goucho Steamer

A derivative of a "cleaveland steamer," the goucho steamer is the act of placing strips of freshly cooked meat (a la Brazilian steakhouse styling - very tender, warm, and juicy) onto the other person's chest before, during, or after sex. Once the meat is in place you may either:
a) sit on the meat and rock back and forth like a steamroller
b) eat the meat in mid-coitus
c) invite the goucho (he who brings the meat) into a deliciously meaty three-way

Last night my girlfriend and I were having sex and I felt hungry, so I phoned up my neighborhood Goucho and he came by with freshly cooked meat so I could give my girl a goucho steamer.

by FrankieT May 11, 2006

The Goucho

When your girl promises you sex, but then passes out, so you ejaculate across her upper lip and pull her hair over it and wait for it to dry

We were supposed to bang last night but she passes out so I gave her The Goucho.

by Gau "ouch" oh October 27, 2025

Gaucho Pants

Skirt-like pants that usually end at the calf. These pants feel like leggings at the crotch area but flares down at the legs.
Gaucho Pants come in different colors (Black, Brown, White etc.) but the most common color is black.
These pants are typically worn during the spring and summer but can be worn during the fall and winter with calf-length boots.
One of the most comfortable pants you will ever wear.

Are those shorts or skirts? -Brian
They're Gaucho Pants -Olivia

by TheDuce123 September 20, 2015

Gaucho Slap

The "Gaucho Slap" is commonly performed when a man and a woman are engaged in normal sex using a condom. Normal intercourse is the name of the game till the male ejaculates, at which point he removes the condom and whirls it around his head gaining centripetal acceleration (like a gaucho) once at maximum velocity he releases the condom, sending it flying into the face of said woman causing a "slap" noise along with an explosion of semen and other bodily fluids that will be sure to enrage any lover.

Gee wiz! Did you hear about Jill? Her and her boyfriend Fernando recently broke up because he Gaucho Slapped her, totally ruining the moment.

by El Cesar July 13, 2009