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Grouchos
Obviously painted-on eyebrows, like the real Groucho Marx wore in old movies. Women who would otherwise look gorgeous seem to be missing the glasses, cigar, and painted-on mustache to complete the ensemble.
Grouchos by Obey the Mustache October 13, 2017
groucho marx
groucho marx by Adrianna823432740928 May 2, 2006
Fuckin Groucho
a toy version of the belated Groucho Marx that has been transformed to fit on any of the following objects for some hilarious "make your bros laugh" or a simple and guaranteed "Get-laid-quick" affect on girls the world-around.
1. Glass Pipe
2. Hookah Pipe
3. Cigar
1. Glass Pipe
2. Hookah Pipe
3. Cigar
Murray: Hey, wtf's that on your Pipe?
Jamie: Lol, that's my Fuckin Groucho by PipePalz.com
Murray: What? how the fuck'd you get this thing?
Jamie: uh only everyone hollywood actor/actress, hip hop artist + they're kids and wives are usin' em. Not to mention every f'n school kid who's newly discoverin this sweet-SWEET cheeba! It was in the hangover 3, wth! were you born under a rock?! Man Stfu and pass that dime!
Brian: Yarrrrrg! Aye Aye Captain!!
Jamie: Lol, that's my Fuckin Groucho by PipePalz.com
Murray: What? how the fuck'd you get this thing?
Jamie: uh only everyone hollywood actor/actress, hip hop artist + they're kids and wives are usin' em. Not to mention every f'n school kid who's newly discoverin this sweet-SWEET cheeba! It was in the hangover 3, wth! were you born under a rock?! Man Stfu and pass that dime!
Brian: Yarrrrrg! Aye Aye Captain!!
Fuckin Groucho by Alex Trebec III. November 15, 2011
The Groucho Marx
To place male genitals over the eyes of a sleeping person, whereas the penis lays along the bridge of the nose.
Ha, did you see the picture of Cindy getting The Groucho Marx?
Dumb bitch should not have fallen asleep at the party.
Dumb bitch should not have fallen asleep at the party.
The Groucho Marx by Lord Gekko May 8, 2008
Going with Groucho
When a man or woman who are usually kept and well groomed suddenly goes on hiatus of personal appearance. The phrase itself comes from the Groucho Marx who infamously sported huge untamed eyebrows.
For men going with groucho is usually growing a beard, seize of all manscapping, and a newfound lingering odor.
For women its usually the stopping of any eyebrow plucking, leg shaving, waxing, makeup wearing, or hair brushing.
For men going with groucho is usually growing a beard, seize of all manscapping, and a newfound lingering odor.
For women its usually the stopping of any eyebrow plucking, leg shaving, waxing, makeup wearing, or hair brushing.
Person 1: "What's been up with Anna lately? She used to be so hot."
Person 2: "Yeah man I guess she joined some feminist group and ever since she's been going with groucho."
Person 2: "Yeah man I guess she joined some feminist group and ever since she's been going with groucho."
Going with Groucho by bangbang973 December 15, 2010
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