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Grouchos

Wild, bushy eyebrows, a la Groucho Marx, especially when describing a woman.
The girl is real cute, but what's with those grouchos? My grandfather doesn't even have eyebrows like that!
by Ska.one September 4, 2008
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Grouchos

Very large, hairy eyebrows, especially on a woman.
She's kind of cute, but what's up wuth those grouchos? Honey needs to do something about that.
by Ska.one September 3, 2008
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Grouchos

Obviously painted-on eyebrows, like the real Groucho Marx wore in old movies. Women who would otherwise look gorgeous seem to be missing the glasses, cigar, and painted-on mustache to complete the ensemble.
"No, that chick doesn't have Grouchos, she has Shalits. Grouchos are painted-on, not hairy.
by Obey the Mustache October 13, 2017
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groucho marx

A very funny vaudeville, film, and television star.
by Adrianna823432740928 May 2, 2006
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Fuckin Groucho

a toy version of the belated Groucho Marx that has been transformed to fit on any of the following objects for some hilarious "make your bros laugh" or a simple and guaranteed "Get-laid-quick" affect on girls the world-around.

1. Glass Pipe
2. Hookah Pipe
3. Cigar
Murray: Hey, wtf's that on your Pipe?
Jamie: Lol, that's my Fuckin Groucho by PipePalz.com
Murray: What? how the fuck'd you get this thing?
Jamie: uh only everyone hollywood actor/actress, hip hop artist + they're kids and wives are usin' em. Not to mention every f'n school kid who's newly discoverin this sweet-SWEET cheeba! It was in the hangover 3, wth! were you born under a rock?! Man Stfu and pass that dime!
Brian: Yarrrrrg! Aye Aye Captain!!
by Alex Trebec III. November 15, 2011
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The Groucho Marx

To place male genitals over the eyes of a sleeping person, whereas the penis lays along the bridge of the nose.
Ha, did you see the picture of Cindy getting The Groucho Marx?
Dumb bitch should not have fallen asleep at the party.
by Lord Gekko May 8, 2008
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Going with Groucho

When a man or woman who are usually kept and well groomed suddenly goes on hiatus of personal appearance. The phrase itself comes from the Groucho Marx who infamously sported huge untamed eyebrows.

For men going with groucho is usually growing a beard, seize of all manscapping, and a newfound lingering odor.

For women its usually the stopping of any eyebrow plucking, leg shaving, waxing, makeup wearing, or hair brushing.
Person 1: "What's been up with Anna lately? She used to be so hot."

Person 2: "Yeah man I guess she joined some feminist group and ever since she's been going with groucho."
by bangbang973 December 15, 2010
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