Goucho is a scheme originated in carntyne and the top man in Ryan mckenna aka bugs bunny he’s know to lurk in yur back garden especially near growing carrots the only way to stop him is throwing a spoonful of blue wkd and by doing that he’ll get so mwi that he just goes into a deep coma (eljai Calder lol)
U heard a that goucho warrior bro?

Aye bro that wee bugs bunny’s pure causing havoc doon in carntyne
by The dentist April 14, 2022
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South American "Cowboy" of the grasslands or "pampas".
While backpacking through the Paraguayan plains I ran into many gouchos tending their farms.
by JoPoser January 1, 2009
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Me: Goucho, you're the bomb.
Goucho: Izzit!?
by Edodge. February 19, 2005
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A derivative of a "cleaveland steamer," the goucho steamer is the act of placing strips of freshly cooked meat (a la Brazilian steakhouse styling - very tender, warm, and juicy) onto the other person's chest before, during, or after sex. Once the meat is in place you may either:
a) sit on the meat and rock back and forth like a steamroller
b) eat the meat in mid-coitus
c) invite the goucho (he who brings the meat) into a deliciously meaty three-way
Last night my girlfriend and I were having sex and I felt hungry, so I phoned up my neighborhood Goucho and he came by with freshly cooked meat so I could give my girl a goucho steamer.
by FrankieT April 28, 2006
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