Gosselined
Chris- "You look Gosselined"
Greg- "wha?"
Chris- "You took so many rips your eyes look like jon gosselin's"
Greg- "wha?"
Chris- "You took so many rips your eyes look like jon gosselin's"
Gosselined by vinginzo July 18, 2010
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Gosselink Syndrome
A condition whereby a person has no talent or skill in his profession, and resorts to sucking dick for career security. It ends up becoming sever, as eventually all that the person does is suck on cock all of time, even resorting to using beard wax so that sperm doesn't crust up in his beard.
Gosselink Syndrome by EWSBBQEWewsgainy123 February 17, 2017
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Going Kate Gosselin
Typically a female responding to her male partner in a manner that is unjustifiably intense. The level of the male's infraction (if one exist) pales in comparison to the size and intensity of the female's rage.
Going Kate Gosselin by spaghettiWestern September 1, 2009
jon gosselin
jon gosselin by Adryanna September 10, 2009
Kate Gosselin
When you have unrealistic expectations for children or others around you. Usually resulting in screaming insults to anyone with in ear shot.
Kate Gosselin by sixofeight September 8, 2011
Jon Gosselin
who cares?
Twitter Addicted Airhead: OMG Jon Gosselin had sex with the babysitter!!
Smart Person: Who gives a fuck?
Smart Person: Who gives a fuck?
Jon Gosselin by Thaddeus Jay Johnson October 31, 2009
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kate gosselin by rainbowfish June 3, 2010
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