Gosselined 

Taking so many ice bong rips that your eyes puff out to the point of resembling Jon Gosselin.

Chris- "You look Gosselined"
Greg- "wha?"
Chris- "You took so many rips your eyes look like jon gosselin's"

Gosselined by vinginzo July 18, 2010

Gosselink Syndrome 

A condition whereby a person has no talent or skill in his profession, and resorts to sucking dick for career security. It ends up becoming sever, as eventually all that the person does is suck on cock all of time, even resorting to using beard wax so that sperm doesn't crust up in his beard.

See the new kid following the boss around? He looks like he's coming down with Gosselink syndrome.

Gosselink Syndrome by EWSBBQEWewsgainy123 February 17, 2017

Going Kate Gosselin

Typically a female responding to her male partner in a manner that is unjustifiably intense. The level of the male's infraction (if one exist) pales in comparison to the size and intensity of the female's rage.

If Brandon leaves the seat up one more time I am totally going Kate Gosselin on his ass.

Going Kate Gosselin by spaghettiWestern September 1, 2009

jon gosselin

American douchebag who thinks he's famous but he's really not.

"Dont be such a jon gosselin"

jon gosselin by Adryanna September 10, 2009

Kate Gosselin 

When you have unrealistic expectations for children or others around you. Usually resulting in screaming insults to anyone with in ear shot.

Did you hear that lady she totally went Kate Gosselin on those kids!

Kate Gosselin by sixofeight September 8, 2011

Jon Gosselin

who cares?

Twitter Addicted Airhead: OMG Jon Gosselin had sex with the babysitter!!

Smart Person: Who gives a fuck?

Jon Gosselin by Thaddeus Jay Johnson October 31, 2009

kate gosselin 

Mother of the reverse mullet and eight kids.

The only thing wackier than Kate Gosselin's family situation is her hairdo.

kate gosselin by rainbowfish June 3, 2010