Gosselined

Taking so many ice bong rips that your eyes puff out to the point of resembling Jon Gosselin.

Chris- "You look Gosselined"
Greg- "wha?"
Chris- "You took so many rips your eyes look like jon gosselin's"

by vinginzo July 18, 2010

blumpkin beatnick

violent spray fart while receiving a blumpkin so forceful that feces lands on the chin creating the appearance of a soul patch on of the giver of said blumpkin.

Brittney: "Ew, i got shit on my chin!"
Bill: "Now you look like a blumpkin beatnick"

by vinginzo July 18, 2010