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Gosselin 

the collective noun (i.e. pod of dolphins, gaggle of geese) for douches.
As I was walking along the Jersey Shore I saw a Gosselin of douches wearing Ed Hardy.
Gosselin by ILOVEBREASTS June 1, 2010
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gosselin 

A pretty girl, doesn't take crap from anyone, who doesn't give herself enough credit most of the time, as she's pretty damn amazing. Can be found in the breakfast isle next to the Captain Crunch in the grocery store.
Gosselins are my favorite kinda girls.
You better go find yourself a gosselin before they run out.

gosselin by randomguy924 October 16, 2008

Gosselin 

The best last name you could ever have.
Shanna Gosselin and Shelby Gosselin are awesome. Did you see their last name? It's the BOMB!
Gosselin by SHANNA GOSSELIN December 17, 2008

Gosselin moment 

when you suddenly decide, after several episodes of your reality show have already filmed and aired, that you don't want your children to be filmed any longer. a la Jason Mesnick and his son Ty on the bachelor wedding last night.
Jason says, "...we have decided he shouldn't appear on camera anymore." "OMG, how lame. He totally had a Gosselin moment."

Going Kate Gosselin

Typically a female responding to her male partner in a manner that is unjustifiably intense. The level of the male's infraction (if one exist) pales in comparison to the size and intensity of the female's rage.
If Brandon leaves the seat up one more time I am totally going Kate Gosselin on his ass.

jon gosselin

American douchebag who thinks he's famous but he's really not.
jon gosselin by Adryanna September 10, 2009

Kate Gosselin 

When you have unrealistic expectations for children or others around you. Usually resulting in screaming insults to anyone with in ear shot.
Did you hear that lady she totally went Kate Gosselin on those kids!
Kate Gosselin by sixofeight September 8, 2011
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