Gortowski

A person who consistently takes a contrarian stance in conversations even if they agree because they enjoy conflict.

He agrees with the opinion, but he's pulling a Gortowski because he likes to argue.

by anonymous January 1, 2025

Harley Gorlewski

A French-speaking demigod, this hockey-er will puck you when you least expect it.

Guy 1: "Woah, check out Harley Gorlewski."

Girl 1: "I'd tap that."

Guy 2: "Me too."

by Liz Lemon Party September 7, 2011

Gutowski

Incredible eating machine. Keep hands away from its mouth as a safety precaution. Rare species that when vomiting sounds like a cross between a wookie and a bird. Though it is rare it can often be found feasting at the Greasy Panda.

Please keep all hands feet and objects away from the Gutowski while it is feeding.

by Little Wookie April 5, 2005

Gotowski

The last name representing the second cumming of christ; jesus. Will be assassinated at age 44, lounging in his palace while receiving fellatio from Spartacus in Luxembourg.

"I went to the 9:15 Gotowski service today. What did you think of the gospel?"

by SoooAmerican November 16, 2011

gutowskied

the act of being "finished" on by a double stream of semen as it exits a pierced wiener.

Thanks to my prince Albert, I gutowskied on her face and tits at the same time.

by Grantolabar August 17, 2017

Gromowski

Likes to act like a sausage and dress like a girl on the weekends. Always is looking for a way into someone butt

Your being a gromowski

by anonymous May 24, 2022

Gotkowski

The surname Gotkowski, is of Polish origin. (pronounciation got-cough-ski) derived from the personal name "Gotko," a diminutive of Gottfried or Gottlieb, meaning "God's peace" or "God's love". The name first appeared in medieval Poland and likely referred to a person with that name or a related occupation.

I met this guy called Sabastian Gotkowski back in kindergarden, we havd been close friends ever since.

by Gotek November 10, 2025