Zach bought what he thought were some swell whiskey glasses, but the Gootus quickly settled in. He knew he should have listened to Tom and bought the other, better ones.

Gootus by EvilBastid November 28, 2021

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GOATUS POTUS

A variation of HOCUS POCUS: A magical formula intended to trigger a magical effect on a person or objects. The formula can be spoken, sung or chanted. An incantation can also be performed during ceremonial rituals or prayers. In this case representing the 'Greatest Of All Time U.S/ President Of The United States'; AKA The 45th President Donald J. Trump.👌

Love him or (be told to) hate him, history will prove that President Trump & his world changing policies & effectiveness from 2016-2020 that he truly was one of, if not thee GOATUS POTUS'.

GOATUS POTUS by Shellbacks Club🐢 December 26, 2022

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Goot (Gootus)

Goot (Gootus)
noun

Goot (in old texts sometimes referred as Gootus) is the only god in Gootic religion (Gootism).

Even though they greatness send Jazzus to Gootland (the island we know as Gotland today) in order to create a safe world with the help of the Finnish people, we know very little about his existence.

Sattan the brother and arch enemy of Goot lead Franzien some time, ending in the Great-Gootic-War.

Goot (Gootus) is the name of god in the Gootic religion. Referred as they (stand alone always use singular).

You may use Goot instead of God when talking to a prayer.

Examples: Gootus Vult! What kind of Goot has your religion?

Goot (Gootus) by Jazzus June 22, 2022

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