Gootus

The feeling of shame and misery-infused regret one experiences after buying inferior goods.

Zach bought what he thought were some swell whiskey glasses, but the Gootus quickly settled in. He knew he should have listened to Tom and bought the other, better ones.

Gootus by EvilBastid November 28, 2021

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Goot (Gootus)

Goot (Gootus)
noun

Goot (in old texts sometimes referred as Gootus) is the only god in Gootic religion (Gootism).

Even though they greatness send Jazzus to Gootland (the island we know as Gotland today) in order to create a safe world with the help of the Finnish people, we know very little about his existence.

Sattan the brother and arch enemy of Goot lead Franzien some time, ending in the Great-Gootic-War.

Goot (Gootus) is the name of god in the Gootic religion. Referred as they (stand alone always use singular).

You may use Goot instead of God when talking to a prayer.

Examples: Gootus Vult! What kind of Goot has your religion?

Goot (Gootus) by Jazzus June 22, 2022

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GEOTUS

God Emperor of the United States - an alternative acronym to POTUS (President of the United States) used for President Donald Trump almost exclusively by his online supporters on the Reddit forum The_Donald.

GEOTUS looks like he is dropping those pounds fast.

GEOTUS by Vir4030 June 1, 2018

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GEOTUS

God Emperor of the United States (GEOTUS)

An acronym for President Donald Trump that is used somewhat jokingly by the pro-Trump Reddit community and Ann Coulter.

GEOTUS is married to Melania Knauss Trump, an immigrant from Slovenia.

GEOTUS by Micahdjt1221 May 18, 2018