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Goot (Gootus) 

Goot (Gootus)
noun

Goot (in old texts sometimes referred as Gootus) is the only god in Gootic religion (Gootism).

Even though they greatness send Jazzus to Gootland (the island we know as Gotland today) in order to create a safe world with the help of the Finnish people, we know very little about his existence.

Sattan the brother and arch enemy of Goot lead Franzien some time, ending in the Great-Gootic-War.
Goot (Gootus) is the name of god in the Gootic religion. Referred as they (stand alone always use singular).

You may use Goot instead of God when talking to a prayer.

Examples: Gootus Vult! What kind of Goot has your religion?
Goot (Gootus) by Jazzus June 22, 2022
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Silly gootse 

(Pronounced silly goot-see)

When you’re the silliest of all the gootses
Wow Chris you’re the biggest silly gootse I know!
Silly gootse by Emipai2002 February 28, 2019
Man: wow look at that beautiful dog over there

Man2: man shut up your such a grootus
Grootus by Aaroncarstens October 22, 2018
Half way between a goober and a dingus. Not quite a dingus, but more goofy than a goober.
Man, that Ethan kid is a real Goobus.
Goobus by Goobmaster66 February 16, 2017