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goodnites 

a type of protective underwear (diapers) that kids and teens who wet the bed use to stay dry; goodnites have a cloth like layer and look and feel like real underwear; has an absorbant inner pad to soak up wetness; the only thing bad about them is that they sometimes leak, but leak gaurds on new versions do help
If you wet the bed and can fit in goodnites, wear them.
goodnites by NightlyBedwetter April 26, 2004

Goodbye Parakeet, Goodnite My Sista 

The title of the second volume in Kubo Tite's Bleach manga.
Goodbye Parakeet, Goodnite My Sista features Kuchiki Rukia on the cover.
A procedure involving awkward moments, and foolish but creative socially cunning comments designed to make all others focus their attention on you because your ability to gain a crowds attention has surpassed all others.
Goon: A large piece of scrap metal just bonked me on the head cause I think that girl just hypnotized me with that sexy smile lets enjoy some foosball and beer bong. Yyyyyeah!

Zacky: HAHA so true yo, I don't understand but damn you make a good point.

Goon: Its goonition, you fell for it.
goonition by Goondued November 5, 2011
A fucking savage dosent give a fuck of ppl feeling and he gets played to do stuff
I just broke up with goonito and he dosent even care 😢
Goonito by Goonito April 21, 2019
Hes a fucking savage that dosent care about creasing his black af1s and dosent care about people's failings be gets paid to do whatever
Ay goonito let's jump that nigga for fun

Me and goonito just broke up and it seems like he dosent even care
Goonito by Goonito April 21, 2019

goonitive 

A mental state of mind where you become too able to switch from a positive mood to a negative mood that you realize not to think positive or negitive so you are thinking goonitive.

People who are goonitive understand life so much that it's hard for them to decide what they want from it.
Dave: Yo I couldn't decide on what to with this wallet i found on the ground.

Johnny: What do you mean?

Dave: Well, I mean I can contact the owner of the wallet and give it back (positive) or keep it for my own good. (negative)

Johnny: Sounds like your goonitive again.
goonitive by Goondued November 4, 2011