Goonshark 

Declan

Fuck, Goonshark loves goon

Goonshark by VBinMYblood February 17, 2018

poonshark 

A person who is surprisingly skilled or lucky with getting laid, despite misleading appearances.

That nerd with the highwaters is a total poonshark!

poonshark by Trey el Jefe April 18, 2008

goonshagne 

Pronounced goon-shane

Cheap Sparkling Wine. In fact the cheapest sparkling wine at a bottlo, should only be purchased in the absence of passionpop at said bottle shop.

The term itself is a portmanteau of goon and champagne despite the fact that goonshagne will almost certainly never be from the champagne region of france.

Underage Slut: Hi bottlo attendant. Give me a bottle of your finest passion pop.
Store Guy: Orrrr...Sorry we're out.
Underage Slut: Fuckin Fuck! I wanted to fuckin trash myself with it and get with six guys. Oh well i'll just take a few bottles of goonshagne, at least that stuff looks pretty classy.

Drunk reveler 1: Yes! I found a bottle of goonshagne in your mums cupboard!
Drunk reveler 2: Yeah, shes a closest alco...
Drunk reveler 1: oh...

goonshagne by Team JedAli September 20, 2007

goonsack 

The name of the bag of cheap wine, tastes like shit and should never be drunk. Generally costing less then $10

This tastes horrid! Dude it's fresh from the goonsack!

goonsack by Frosty Melon February 2, 2010

goonswarm 

Alliance from EVE Online with the solo purpose of taking over the universe by using the forums for propaganda and huge fleets for combat.

Matt - Goonswarm just took over a starsystem.
Andy - Yeah they demanded it on the forums.

goonswarm by Malm January 14, 2008

goldshark 

A non-Jewish person that dates a Jewish man or woman, for various reasons, but typically because of low self-esteem.

"Hey, I'm very grateful for the carnations and rugelach you sent the other day, but I'm not interested in slumming it up with a goldshark anymore."

"She said I was her favorite Jewey this side of St. Louis, but I'm beginning to think she is nothing but a goldshark."

goldshark by remymk2 April 10, 2017

GoonHawk 

A duplicate mohawk shaved into the heads of kids who saw a cool dude with a tight mohawk and wanted to be as cool as him.

Jason: Dude your mohawk is awesome!

Chris: Shit yeah! Too bad all those other dorks saw mine and wanted to be as cool as me and now we have kids walkin around all over with Goonhawks.

GoonHawk by K-Moneeeeey July 23, 2008