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poonshark 

A person who is surprisingly skilled or lucky with getting laid, despite misleading appearances.
That nerd with the highwaters is a total poonshark!
poonshark by Trey el Jefe April 18, 2008
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PoopShank 

A weapon used to give someone a really nasty infection. Such as a Tooth Brush Fashioned into a prison shank then dipped into poop. The Toothbrush itself is fairly non lethal but the infection from the Poopshank will be deadly.
"Woman if you don't shut your mouth im gunna stab you with a Poopshank"
PoopShank by killshot a.k.a. yaya February 8, 2010
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poonsack 

a really fat woman in walmart who looks like she has water balloons in the crotch of her spandex pants.
"RYAN!, look at the big poonsack!" "damn that things big, shes packing!"
poonsack by biggg sexxxy July 6, 2009

poon shark 

A pick-up artist. Someone who is well adapted to hitting on women and getting sexual favors from them.
That guy gets whatever chick he wants, he's a real poon shark.
poon shark by Archonoclast January 27, 2008

poopshark 

a piece of poop shaped like a shark that eats goldfish in the toilet
Hey goldfish here comes your poopshark friend
poopshark by crazyguatamalukrian April 25, 2011

poonshammin 

'POONSHAMMIN' IS A SLANG/HOOD TERM GENERALLY USED TO DESCRIBE A PERSON WHO'S FULL OF SHIT, A LIER OR SOMEONE WHO'S WORD YOU CANT TRUST..
:KEVIN TOLD ME HE HIT THE LOTTERY YESTERDAY,SO WHY THE HELL DID HE JUST CALL ME ON THE PHONE TO BORROW 5 DOLLARS,DAMN KEVIN'S ALWAYS "POONSHAMMIN'

:THIS HOE INVITED ME TO DINNER,BUT WHEN IT WAS TIME TO PAY,SHE TALKING ABOUT HOW SHE LEFT HER PURSE AT HOME BY MISTAKE,MAN I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THIS BITCH WAS 'POONSHAMMIN..
poonshammin by @Ohiorichkid May 23, 2017

Poopshake 

A dance resemblng the motion used to remove the last little nugget while pooping.
"Everybody do the poopshake!"
Poopshake by theloneas August 29, 2006
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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