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goldshark 

A non-Jewish person that dates a Jewish man or woman, for various reasons, but typically because of low self-esteem.
"Hey, I'm very grateful for the carnations and rugelach you sent the other day, but I'm not interested in slumming it up with a goldshark anymore."

"She said I was her favorite Jewey this side of St. Louis, but I'm beginning to think she is nothing but a goldshark."
goldshark by remymk2 April 10, 2017
Words you can keep

goldstar sunday 

A Sunday in which someone masturbates to completion three or more times
Q: How has your day been?
A: Damn, not too bad. It's a goldstar Sunday so far.

Hey man! She called to ask me to talk her through an orgasm. She's working towards a goldstar Sunday. That shit's hot as fuck.
goldstar sunday by Sleazy_P December 6, 2020

Goldshire 

A.K.A. Cybershire. A town in World of Warcraft where all the loonies hang out. WoW's equivalent to Las Vegas. Also, a great place to hangout during downtime; kick back, grab a pint, and watch the naked level 1 women run around.
Example of Goldshire chat:

Json: The power of Json compels you!
Kalibur: yeah!
Jenor: ZOMG json ! cyborz !
Alorina: Haha noobs xD
Zyko: ZOMG ShAVE ME!!!...hic!
Noob1: can ne1 give 2g?
Noob2: dancing naked in the inn for 5g a dance!
Goldshire by Jsonoob August 16, 2006

goldstar 

A lesbian who has never had sex with a man. A 'pure' lesbian.
"She's a member of the goldstar club"
goldstar by tara7 June 18, 2008

goldstar lesbian 

a lesbian who never has or intends to have sex with a man
goldstar lesbian by kriszta November 10, 2008

Tyson Goldsack 

An unusual type of felacio, whereby the female licks glitter and proceeds to suck the male's testicles. The male then turkey slaps the female across the face, making her look as if she's been hit by Mike Tyson. Popular with Collingwood Supporters.
Jim: What did you do to Sharon? She's got a black eye!
Brad: We spiced things up with a Tyson goldsack.
Jim: Grouse.
Tyson Goldsack by Alf Stewart November 6, 2012

Goonshark 

Fuck, Goonshark loves goon
Goonshark by VBinMYblood February 17, 2018
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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