goldshark

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A non-Jewish person that dates a Jewish man or woman, for various reasons, but typically because of low self-esteem.

"Hey, I'm very grateful for the carnations and rugelach you sent the other day, but I'm not interested in slumming it up with a goldshark anymore."

"She said I was her favorite Jewey this side of St. Louis, but I'm beginning to think she is nothing but a goldshark."

goldshark by remymk2 April 10, 2017

Words you can keep

goldstar sunday

A Sunday in which someone masturbates to completion three or more times

Q: How has your day been?
A: Damn, not too bad. It's a goldstar Sunday so far.

Hey man! She called to ask me to talk her through an orgasm. She's working towards a goldstar Sunday. That shit's hot as fuck.

goldstar sunday by Sleazy_P December 6, 2020

Related Words

goldshark • Goatshark • Goldark • Goldmarkist • goldsack • GoldScarCarrier • goldshaft • Goldshire • goldstar sunday • Goonshark

Goldshire

A.K.A. Cybershire. A town in World of Warcraft where all the loonies hang out. WoW's equivalent to Las Vegas. Also, a great place to hangout during downtime; kick back, grab a pint, and watch the naked level 1 women run around.

Example of Goldshire chat:

Json: The power of Json compels you!
Kalibur: yeah!
Jenor: ZOMG json ! cyborz !
Alorina: Haha noobs xD
Zyko: ZOMG ShAVE ME!!!...hic!
Noob1: can ne1 give 2g?
Noob2: dancing naked in the inn for 5g a dance!

Goldshire by Jsonoob August 16, 2006

goldstar

A lesbian who has never had sex with a man. A 'pure' lesbian.

"She's a member of the goldstar club"

goldstar by tara7 June 18, 2008

goldstar lesbian

a lesbian who never has or intends to have sex with a man

-Are you a goldstar lesbian?
-No.

goldstar lesbian by kriszta November 10, 2008

Tyson Goldsack

An unusual type of felacio, whereby the female licks glitter and proceeds to suck the male's testicles. The male then turkey slaps the female across the face, making her look as if she's been hit by Mike Tyson. Popular with Collingwood Supporters.

Jim: What did you do to Sharon? She's got a black eye!
Brad: We spiced things up with a Tyson goldsack.
Jim: Grouse.

Tyson Goldsack by Alf Stewart November 6, 2012

Goonshark

Declan

Fuck, Goonshark loves goon

Goonshark by VBinMYblood February 17, 2018

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026