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Goonmers

Gamers that care way too much about the attractiveness of female characters in video games (or fiction as a whole). Whenever an "ugly" (aka slightly realistically portrayed) female character is shown, they will throw a shitfit about how "woke DEI feminism is making women ugly" and how "western gaming is dying". Goonmers fuel the stereotype of gamers being basement dwelling losers who haven't felt the touch of a women, which is funnily enough an accurate description of them.
Games like The First Descendant attract a lot of goonmers.
by LPBvgc September 11, 2025
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Top Gooners

1) The "superior;snooty" Arsenal fans

2)The most unbearable type of Arsenal fans. They suck up to the club and do whatever they can to gain clout via social media platforms. They spread toxic positivity and constantly change their narrative to remain satisfied with the clubs' actions and lack of success
They refuse to hold the club accountable no matter what and basically lose their marbles if anyone dares criticise them. There's a man on sky sports called "Gareth Neville" who received a lot of hate from Arsenal fans because he didn't think they could win the title (which actually happened!)
E.g Arsenal are linked with Kai Havertz

MR DT : "Well if Mikel Arteta wants him, then so do I. He's exactly what we need! Immense playah!"

Lee Gunner: "these Top Gooners are inverted mate"
by g3org3.m June 20, 2023
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Goomers

Janie popped some goomers and danced in the redwoods--as the sunlight enveloped her beautiful form with energy-bliss she became one with the universe.
by JohanLix August 17, 2014
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gooners

a nickname for arsenal who are coincidentally the best team in the world and we have thierry henry and cesc fabregas and theo walcott and manyoo have stupid rooney, very stupid rooney
"go gooners!"

"gooners are at the top of the premiership table again"
by Leeko22 August 29, 2006
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gooners

Any group or number of douche-bags that are college drop-out losers.
Hey! Did you see those gooners act like they were cool? Hey it was really cool when they dropped out of community college.
by Liam Thomas May 18, 2007
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Gooniers

A small gang from Maplewood, New Jersey. Focus's of the gang include smoking truckloads of weed and generally just being goons.
Man, those guys have been hot-boxing for almost 24 hours!" "Yeah dude that's how the Gooniers do.
by alabama-man March 14, 2011
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Goonersexual

A person that’s only sexually attracted to their goons.
Brian wants me but we’re friends. i think he is goonersexual
by Isago October 5, 2021
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