goonerslop

Media produced for people to goon to, usually involving NSFW depictions of scantily-clad animated women or animals.

“Hey, check out this goonerslop I found on Twitter, I’m totally gonna goon out to it later.”

by sohoho May 31, 2025

goopensloppin

A large limp penis after dispensing the baby batter.

He continued to pound my beat out hole with his goopensloppin after he came.

by Big Thickun August 22, 2017

gooperflop

Where a person slips and does a backflip and lands on their back into a puddle of slime

It hurt so bad when I gooperfloped yesterday

by Gooperfloper December 2, 2019

goonership

Craftsmanship in gooning - the craft of going through regardedly absurd lengths or preparation to achieve the peak gooning experience, or the craft of refining your ability to sustain the goon state. Experienced edgers usually possess a high level of goonership due to their experience, but it all depends on how good you are at actually keeping up your goon state, not just how much you goon every day.

Experienced edger: Aight, I gotta overclock this 13th gen intel core i9 with all these Ethernet cables plugged in so i can run as many r34 tabs as possible. Hol up, I need to organize the images, gifs, and videos into separate monitors. Oh yeah, and the paper copies of Doge so I can't ejaculate.

Sum buddy: Zamn, the goonership is crazy- WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CHROMECASTING IT IN THE LOUNGE? BLUETOOTH TOO?

by skibbee boppar April 17, 2024

goonslop

The bare minimum amount of nutrition needed in order to sufficiently goon

Goonbud 1: Boy, am I craving some goonslop
Goonbud 2: Here, have some of mine *pulls out soylent*

by Goon-buddy March 25, 2025

Goonerology

The study of gooning and gooners.

Man 1: So, what do you like to do?

Man 2: I'm glad you asked, I'm currently investing my time into Goonerology!

by TweakinFrFr April 13, 2025

Goonslop

A game/show/movie that's objectively bad and has nothing to show for except for overly sexy women, only made to cater to porn addicts.

Dude, have you played marvel rivals?
Nah, I don't play goonslop. I play real games.

Did you see this new game? Look at that characters ass!
Nah man, that's goonslop.

by VERAformer April 17, 2025