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goopensloppin

A large limp penis after dispensing the baby batter.
He continued to pound my beat out hole with his goopensloppin after he came.
goopensloppin by Big Thickun August 22, 2017

gooperflop 

Where a person slips and does a backflip and lands on their back into a puddle of slime
It hurt so bad when I gooperfloped yesterday
gooperflop by Gooperfloper December 2, 2019

goonership 

Craftsmanship in gooning - the craft of going through regardedly absurd lengths or preparation to achieve the peak gooning experience, or the craft of refining your ability to sustain the goon state. Experienced edgers usually possess a high level of goonership due to their experience, but it all depends on how good you are at actually keeping up your goon state, not just how much you goon every day.
Experienced edger: Aight, I gotta overclock this 13th gen intel core i9 with all these Ethernet cables plugged in so i can run as many r34 tabs as possible. Hol up, I need to organize the images, gifs, and videos into separate monitors. Oh yeah, and the paper copies of Doge so I can't ejaculate.

Sum buddy: Zamn, the goonership is crazy- WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CHROMECASTING IT IN THE LOUNGE? BLUETOOTH TOO?
goonership by skibbee boppar April 17, 2024

goonslop 

The bare minimum amount of nutrition needed in order to sufficiently goon
Goonbud 1: Boy, am I craving some goonslop
Goonbud 2: Here, have some of mine *pulls out soylent*
goonslop by Goon-buddy March 25, 2025

Goonerology 

The study of gooning and gooners.
Man 1: So, what do you like to do?

Man 2: I'm glad you asked, I'm currently investing my time into Goonerology!
Goonerology by TweakinFrFr April 13, 2025

Goonslop 

A game/show/movie that's objectively bad and has nothing to show for except for overly sexy women, only made to cater to porn addicts.
Dude, have you played marvel rivals?
Nah, I don't play goonslop. I play real games.

Did you see this new game? Look at that characters ass!
Nah man, that's goonslop.
Goonslop by VERAformer April 17, 2025
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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