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gooners

a nickname for arsenal who are coincidentally the best team in the world and we have thierry henry and cesc fabregas and theo walcott and manyoo have stupid rooney, very stupid rooney
"go gooners!"

"gooners are at the top of the premiership table again"
by Leeko22 August 29, 2006
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gooners

Any group or number of douche-bags that are college drop-out losers.
Hey! Did you see those gooners act like they were cool? Hey it was really cool when they dropped out of community college.
by Liam Thomas May 18, 2007
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gooners

we are gooners
by j.tk27 January 25, 2024
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Gooners

Parents over 40 that hump loudly
Dad: Mom and I are going to bed now
Son: Gooners!
by RunHavanaclub December 31, 2025
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gooners advocate

Similar to a devils advocate, someone who continues to argue for gooning and other forms of gooning.
Not to play gooners advocate but…
by SigmaAlphaDelta March 5, 2025
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Top Gooners

1) The "superior;snooty" Arsenal fans

2)The most unbearable type of Arsenal fans. They suck up to the club and do whatever they can to gain clout via social media platforms. They spread toxic positivity and constantly change their narrative to remain satisfied with the clubs' actions and lack of success
They refuse to hold the club accountable no matter what and basically lose their marbles if anyone dares criticise them. There's a man on sky sports called "Gareth Neville" who received a lot of hate from Arsenal fans because he didn't think they could win the title (which actually happened!)
E.g Arsenal are linked with Kai Havertz

MR DT : "Well if Mikel Arteta wants him, then so do I. He's exactly what we need! Immense playah!"

Lee Gunner: "these Top Gooners are inverted mate"
by g3org3.m June 20, 2023
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Goonerette

A diehard, female supporter of the London based football team, Arsenal FC, the winners of more League Titles than the rest of London put together.
If a goonerette is crying because the team lost the game, do not blame it on PMS.
by Bi-curvy-ness October 9, 2011
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