goonership 

Craftsmanship in gooning - the craft of going through regardedly absurd lengths or preparation to achieve the peak gooning experience, or the craft of refining your ability to sustain the goon state. Experienced edgers usually possess a high level of goonership due to their experience, but it all depends on how good you are at actually keeping up your goon state, not just how much you goon every day.

Experienced edger: Aight, I gotta overclock this 13th gen intel core i9 with all these Ethernet cables plugged in so i can run as many r34 tabs as possible. Hol up, I need to organize the images, gifs, and videos into separate monitors. Oh yeah, and the paper copies of Doge so I can't ejaculate.

Sum buddy: Zamn, the goonership is crazy- WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CHROMECASTING IT IN THE LOUNGE? BLUETOOTH TOO?

goonership by skibbee boppar April 17, 2024

goonershit 

Someone who chooses to masturbate in a public bathroom

Goonershit #1: "Yo what you gooning to in there?"
Goonershit #2: "This Jade chick from Fortnite"

goonershit by watchingted February 25, 2025

goonerslop 

Media produced for people to goon to, usually involving NSFW depictions of scantily-clad animated women or animals.

“Hey, check out this goonerslop I found on Twitter, I’m totally gonna goon out to it later.”

goonerslop by sohoho May 31, 2025

Groomership

A made up word meaning the word "grooming" but constant practice of it or making it a service around others

"The manipulation and pedophilia are all part of his groomership ideals."

"They're spreading this sort of groomership like if it was a sport."

Groomership by OchiSlug September 2, 2025