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goobersquatch 

a baby, especially who drools (goobers) in such a great quantity, it is monstrous, as if done by a sasquatch.
He was cute, but then I picked him up, and the goobersquatch covered me with spit!

goobersquatch 

a baby, especially who drools (goobers) in such a great quantity, it is monstrous, as if done by a sasquatch.
He was cute, but then I picked him up, and the goobersquatch covered me with spit!

goombers 

someone who is the coolest. someone who can make you smile even if you are in the worst of moods, makes you laugh when you don't want to.

generally this person is very attractive, "YUMMMY" if you will, and would do anything to make the ones that he loves happy. a person who is names goombers is a very positive and outgoing person.

Goombers tend not to have high enough confidence levels, but should because they are among the best looking people ever seen.

to be a goomber,

is a very special thing,

no one would ever want to lose a goomber in their lifetime.
they are someone who should never be forgotten,
and are always loved.

They can brighten your day,
and make everything okay,

Goombers are well loved.
<3
i wish he was like a goombers
goombers by shpanks mcbang January 25, 2011

goobersfloggin 

1) when there is a hot girl with a bunch of gooberish guys flocking her you would say theres goobersfloggin.

2) any solitary or group of gooberish guys.

goobersfloggin should be said at a slightly higher volume than normal speech and with a german-ish accent.
1) look at all the goobersfloggin!!!

2) what a (bunch of) goobersfloggin!!!

Southside Gookers 

A group of mentally retard teens from south St. Petersburg who spend most of their past time smoking weed, tripping acid, and stepping down on hoes. They give no fucks when it comes to responsibilities and most of them have spent a night in the Juvenile Detention Center. If you try them they will not hesitate to beat the fuck outta you. They are all juul fiends and only get through the school day with large amounts of nicotine.
You better watch out for the southside gookers they might buck your juul.
members of the asian race, comes from the word gook, which was american slang for the vietnamese during the vietnam war. used by pvt. eightball in the movie "full metal jacket".
"personally, I think, uh... they don't really want to be involved in this war. you know, i mean... they sort of took away our freedom and gave it to the, to the gookers, you know. but they don't want it. they'd rather be alive than free, i guess. poor dumb bastards." -full metal jacket
gookers by madn1ce January 12, 2008