goonershit 

Someone who chooses to masturbate in a public bathroom

Goonershit #1: "Yo what you gooning to in there?"
Goonershit #2: "This Jade chick from Fortnite"

goonershit by watchingted February 25, 2025

gooseshit 

Scrabble move made without a space between two words, where there should be one

goose shit not gooseshit

gooseshit by cuberoute March 31, 2009

Goonerosity 

Goons Helping Goons!

J showed goonerosity putting me up for the night in boston

Goonerosity by p March 13, 2004

goonerocity 

Goonerocity is the act of a something awful goon see goon being generous.

Lowtax exercised great goonerocity by giving me his Elemental Mage Staff in World of Warcraft.

goonerocity by Joe Sweet February 25, 2005

goobersnitzle 

a type of game played in Fiji. consisits of a heart of an ex-con, a baseball bat, a rabbits foot of your color choice, and a magnet. take all of these things and make up any type of game you want

goobersnitzle totally rocks

goobersnitzle by Nacny and Chauncy October 9, 2008

goonership 

Craftsmanship in gooning - the craft of going through regardedly absurd lengths or preparation to achieve the peak gooning experience, or the craft of refining your ability to sustain the goon state. Experienced edgers usually possess a high level of goonership due to their experience, but it all depends on how good you are at actually keeping up your goon state, not just how much you goon every day.

Experienced edger: Aight, I gotta overclock this 13th gen intel core i9 with all these Ethernet cables plugged in so i can run as many r34 tabs as possible. Hol up, I need to organize the images, gifs, and videos into separate monitors. Oh yeah, and the paper copies of Doge so I can't ejaculate.

Sum buddy: Zamn, the goonership is crazy- WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CHROMECASTING IT IN THE LOUNGE? BLUETOOTH TOO?

goonership by skibbee boppar April 17, 2024

Goonerbait 

A term typically used when an animal/species has features that make people want to goon to them

Dude, stop gooning to that, it's goonerbait

Goonerbait by Toefungus74 July 19, 2025