a type of game played in Fiji. consisits of a heart of an ex-con, a baseball bat, a rabbits foot of your color choice, and a magnet. take all of these things and make up any type of game you want

goobersnitzle totally rocks

goobersnitzle by Nacny and Chauncy October 9, 2008

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goonership

Craftsmanship in gooning - the craft of going through regardedly absurd lengths or preparation to achieve the peak gooning experience, or the craft of refining your ability to sustain the goon state. Experienced edgers usually possess a high level of goonership due to their experience, but it all depends on how good you are at actually keeping up your goon state, not just how much you goon every day.

Experienced edger: Aight, I gotta overclock this 13th gen intel core i9 with all these Ethernet cables plugged in so i can run as many r34 tabs as possible. Hol up, I need to organize the images, gifs, and videos into separate monitors. Oh yeah, and the paper copies of Doge so I can't ejaculate.

Sum buddy: Zamn, the goonership is crazy- WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CHROMECASTING IT IN THE LOUNGE? BLUETOOTH TOO?

goonership by skibbee boppar April 17, 2024

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goonerality

A measure or spectrum describing the extent to which a person exhibits characteristics associated with being a gooner, indicating varying degrees of engagement or behavior rather than a fixed state.

His goonerality has definitely increased since he started scrolling on reels rather than tiktok.

goonerality by kamooli April 3, 2026

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