Moons is an abbreviation for the Mozzarella Moons at the 99 Restaurant. Basically half moon shaped mozzarella sticks, typically served as 4 pieces with marinara dipping sauce.
-Uh yes I'll have the Moons please.
-Fly me to the moons with these Moons brah.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!