Goongar

The currency used on Grimrock island.

"How much will that cost?"
"Three goongars."

by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024

Goontard

GoonTard - a Portmanteau of Gooner and Retarded. Used to refer to a Chronic Compulsive Masturbator who jerks off for hours and hours and hours every day. He eventually becomes a stupid gooner and looks like he's retarded because his brain has shut down all but core functions. Most guys consider them Idiots and Morons because they have no goals or ambition other than to masturbate all day long, usually on the internet where anyone can see them.

Tim: Hey Ryan, I heard your older brother is a GoonTard

Ryan: Yeah, he's a Total GoonTard.

Tim: Does he really do nothing but masturbate all day?

Ryan: Yeah, mom and dad have given up on him. He hasn't left his sroom in 3 months, so they just slide a plate of food in there once a day.

Tim: Sorry bro.

Ryan: Yeah Me too. I'm afraid I'm gonna become a GoonTard too.

by Antonio El Pajero July 31, 2020

Goonga Galoonga

A phrase that someone may use to express deep shock or excitement.

1: I lost 50 pounds on weight watchers!

2: GOONGA GALOONGA!!!! You look amazing!

by JettaPussy October 7, 2018

goongala

The battle cry of TMNT character and masked vigilante, Casey Jones.

"It's time to fight! GOONGALA!"

by Kraul January 12, 2004

Goonware

Goonware is just like ransomware, but the main purpose is to irritate. References to an online multiplayer game where the term originated from.

"Hey bro I downloaded the Fairfax light client for new hacks", "wait bro, my computer is flashing and blaring loud clown honk noises"

"Hey bro sounds like you have goonware on your computer"

by modpodgec December 16, 2020

goonga no

A word used as succession and proud of the completion in the moongas it also is the opposite of the hugely racist phrase moonga no and goonga yes

Goonga: I hate you
Moona: Goonga no
Goonga: *Dies*

by MC2T April 15, 2019

goontar

A tall woman over 5'10". Goontars are usually physically threatening, but are not necessarily fat. Guys who are attracted to them are called "goontar slayers" and are ready to draw their swords whenever a big woman is near. Not all are unattractive and are called "slayable goontars".

Laurie is such a goontar. She could probably play linebacker for the Bears.

by shitballcity October 27, 2009