Goonware

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Goonware is just like ransomware, but the main purpose is to irritate. References to an online multiplayer game where the term originated from.

"Hey bro I downloaded the Fairfax light client for new hacks", "wait bro, my computer is flashing and blaring loud clown honk noises"

"Hey bro sounds like you have goonware on your computer"

Goonware by modpodgec December 16, 2020

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Goonware

Goonware is just like ransomware, but the main purpose is to irritate. References to an online multiplayer game where the term originated from.

"Hey bro I downloaded the Fairfax light client for new hacks", "wait bro, my computer is flashing and blaring loud clown honk noises"

"Hey bro sounds like you have goonware on your computer"

Goonware by modpodgec December 16, 2020

Related Words

Goonware • Goonward • Goonare • Goon Warrior • go on a retreat • goon wake up time

Goonware

Goonware is a form of malware similar to ransome ware. Originated off a sever notorious for "goon" like activity.

"Aye bro I downloaded a free game off my computer, and now my computer won't stop playing clown honking noises!"

"Sounds like you have goonware to me!"

Goonware by modpodgec December 16, 2020

Goonare

Being a goofy badass

when acting in public nicole acts like a goonare

Goonare by Blake & Nicoles word June 3, 2011

Goonward

A gooner who is apart of the ward family. The origin of the goonward comes from Alexander Ward who set the gooning tradition among his family.

A goonward was seen gooning in the local hotel.

Goonward by ZDK284 February 25, 2026

Goonwards

For Normies: Metaphorically moving, heading, or shifting towards a state of complete goon. A person either does something that connected to gooning or just goes poggers.
For Sigmas: looksmaxxing the way that your Baby Gronk is out of steam at ohio and edging as gyatt!! The mogging aura lost as the meaning of this definition as zamn! ishowspeed and carti collab is wild huh! 67.

A person 1: I feel like gooning.
A person 1's friend: okay, so you are going to go goonwards, right?..

BRO: YOOOO LOOK AT MY RIZZ!!!!
ME: HOLEY GUACAMOLAYY!!! UR GOING GOONWARDS!!! WHAT IN AN OHIO, CHAT!!
bro: goonwards?
Me: yes, bra, look at urban dictionary, there is literally some smart guy who made the post!!!
Bro: *mewing*
me: what the sigma

Goonwards by KoTeHoK_GaB May 14, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026