Goonerbait 

A term typically used when an animal/species has features that make people want to goon to them

Dude, stop gooning to that, it's goonerbait

Goonerbait by Toefungus74 July 19, 2025

Goonerbating 

Masturbating for long periods often extending past 6 hours.

Goonerbaters normally have no social life because they masturbate for hours on end.

"K.Quigs missed class because he was having a goonerbating session with a heard of pig dools."

see "pig dool."

Goonerbating by Polyester Pigdool Patterson March 10, 2011

Goonerosity 

Goons Helping Goons!

J showed goonerosity putting me up for the night in boston

Goonerosity by p March 13, 2004

goonerocity 

Goonerocity is the act of a something awful goon see goon being generous.

Lowtax exercised great goonerocity by giving me his Elemental Mage Staff in World of Warcraft.

goonerocity by Joe Sweet February 25, 2005

Goonerbator 

NOUN. A person who is addicted, or persistent in the act of masturbating. Although stops right before they ejaculate.
The word is an extension of the verb "goon".

Although Tohamy goons every once in a while, by no means is he a goonerbator.

Goonerbator by ASN-SPIDEY June 8, 2024

Gooner Bait 

Gooner Bait is a piece of media ( typically a video game or anime) which contains copious amounts sexual imagry, despite not being explicitly pornographic. Features commonly include scantily clad "women" of "indeterminate" age , extreme jiggle physics, and ads which leave nothing to the imagination as to the primary audience.

Did you hear about Stellar Blade? It looks like its some serious gooner bait.

Gooner Bait by Pleasant_Plant September 9, 2024

Goonbait 

The newest character in popular media to be released with the intention of drawing in gooners and horny furries.

That new Fortnite character is total goonbait!

Goonbait by CryptidIRL July 22, 2024