Goonerbator

NOUN. A person who is addicted, or persistent in the act of masturbating. Although stops right before they ejaculate.
The word is an extension of the verb "goon".

Although Tohamy goons every once in a while, by no means is he a goonerbator.

by ASN-SPIDEY June 8, 2024

Goobernatorial

When all the candidates for governor are idiots. A lose-lose situation.

Bubba: Yo bro who do you want to become governor?
Bill: I don't care it's a goobernatorial election.

by Squeeps February 25, 2014

Goonerbating

Masturbating for long periods often extending past 6 hours.

Goonerbaters normally have no social life because they masturbate for hours on end.

"K.Quigs missed class because he was having a goonerbating session with a heard of pig dools."

see "pig dool."

by Polyester Pigdool Patterson March 10, 2011

goobernatorial

(adj.) of or relating to a goober, dufus, or reject

I have a goobernatorial sister named Cynthia.

by Angela Brown May 15, 2005

goonerator

the thing that makes you goon; a generator for gooning

"turning on your goonerator!"

by rubystones October 5, 2025

goobernatorial

Relating to former-Prez Carter's tenure as head honcho of Georgia.

Not satisfied wif his goobernatorial success in da early '70's, Jimmy decided dat he was tired of "working for peanuts" and set his sights on da US presidency instead.

by QuacksO January 5, 2022

Goobernatorial election

What an enlightened centrist calls a gubernatorial election.

Jake: "Did you hear about the recent gubernatorial election results?"
Nathan: "You mean goobernatorial election, right?"
Jake: "Bruh."

by Devourer of Cheese November 6, 2023