p's definitions

wank bank

A collection of material used as an visual aid during masturbation.

"Damn girl, you look fine in that photo- its going in my wank-bank"

by P May 28, 2004

embalming fluid

Often confused with liquid PCP. Fluid that blunts or jays can be dipped into before smoked. These blunts or jays are called dips or sticks.

Chappelle's Show-
Tyrone Biggums: Can you kids say Marijuana?
Kids: Marijuana!
Tyrone: That's what we was smoking. Sometimes dipped in embalming fluids. And we was all giggling and eating up all the cookies. It was terrible!

by P June 18, 2006

butterflies

the feeling you get in your stomach when the person you have a crush on walks into room

oh! nick just got here - i have got major butterflies right now!

by p April 28, 2004

Tour

Often used as the following of bands, in particular jam bands such as Phish, Grateful Dead, String Cheese Incident

To be on tour, To go on tour

by P June 3, 2004

spontaneitage

The quality of random motivation or spontaneous motivation that leads an individual or group to perform apparently out-of-the-blue actions. The suffixe -age, a pop culture cliche meaning the quality of something, is used on this word to emphasize the usual reason for spontaneous action: the need for either conformity or its opposite. Another interesting thing about the word spontaneitage is that it is a prime example of itself - its creation was a seemingly random act construed by someone who was feeling a spontaneous motivation to make up a new word for the feeling, so as to distance himself from conformity.

"Michelle's dance move was a really good example of spontaneitage."
"Earlier, Peter was experiencing some hardcore spontaneitage when he shoved the card down his pants."
"It's not my fault, your honor. The spontaneitage inherent in the moment made me cheat on my wife."

by P September 1, 2008

nashota

Nashota (Na-sho-/tah) is the female form of the native american name for "twin."

It is used to demonstrate a close sibling-like and spiritual oneness between two ancestrally linked heritants of amerindian blood.

I don't know who I would be without my Nashota.

You haven't really lived until you've had a Nashota.

Her name might be Sarah, but she'll always be Nashota to me.

by P September 2, 2008

cockblocker

A woman/girl (usually ugly) who is jealous of the fact that her friend gets dick, whilst she doesnt. thus she tries to block all cock directed at friend. the ugly bitch.

Susan stopped me from fucking helen because she was 'too close'

by p March 30, 2003