Goonbear

Groups nominated cum slut

Charlie Horrocks is our goonbear

by Mighty Slobs June 5, 2025

Goonfear

Irrational feelings of dread and paranoia caused by being in the (virtual or physical) presence of a member of the Something Awful forums. In extreme cases, it can be classified as a phobia. Symptoms include posting illogical accusations usually containing association fallacies, comparisons of Goons to Hitler (see: Godwin), demands for preemptive banning of said group, claims that Goons ruin everything and causing moderators to lose their shit.

Goonfear is not limited to being in the presence of Goonswarm members, but any of the numerous Goon groups from the Something Awful forums.

When the Goons arrived on the forums it wasn't long before Goonfear set in.

by JeffK December 3, 2013

Goonberry

One who has a horrific looking haircut and has no chance with the opposite sex.

Wow, Tim is such a goonberry, whoever cut his hair is retarded.

by Rader November 9, 2006

goonberry

a straight up goon. catch phrases include: schwippidy schwap, schwaaaaap, murphy, or claaaank. goonberry's do not consume any variations of animal flesh. he also does not eat eggs because of their potent smell. he enjoys goonberry-muffins, taco bell, and brawl. he is prone to winning elections uncontested. he tends to schwapp people (generally children) in video and online games. research has indicated that he may be the leader of the Autobots.

synonyms include: bus-master, goonberry-master, and master-baiter.

did that guy just say 'schwippidy schwap?' what a goonberry!

by softlipsgrover April 13, 2011

Goobear

Gummy Bear. Phrase used to call some one silly.

I love the green goobears.
You silly goobear.

by Mr. Incredible Awsome February 16, 2008

goonberrie

A sometimes bashful, awkward person that acts in a silly or goofy manner in a failed attempt to make up for the lack of skills

That teacher is acting like a goonberrie in trying to explain the situation so the students can understand.

by Christine H. December 11, 2007

Goonberry

Usually of the kappa kappa gamma variety. Often associate with lions. Many times goofy in nature. Respond to the call "Bayb".

"Oh that Haley is such a goonberry!"

by Jackapalooza September 20, 2011