Goonwear

A piece of underwear filled with goonsauce

Bro i had accidentally went to school with my goonwear on!!!!

Goonwear by Blue fm October 10, 2026

Goonfear 

Irrational feelings of dread and paranoia caused by being in the (virtual or physical) presence of a member of the Something Awful forums. In extreme cases, it can be classified as a phobia. Symptoms include posting illogical accusations usually containing association fallacies, comparisons of Goons to Hitler (see: Godwin), demands for preemptive banning of said group, claims that Goons ruin everything and causing moderators to lose their shit.

Goonfear is not limited to being in the presence of Goonswarm members, but any of the numerous Goon groups from the Something Awful forums.

When the Goons arrived on the forums it wasn't long before Goonfear set in.

Goonfear by JeffK December 3, 2013

Goonware 

Goonware is just like ransomware, but the main purpose is to irritate. References to an online multiplayer game where the term originated from.

"Hey bro I downloaded the Fairfax light client for new hacks", "wait bro, my computer is flashing and blaring loud clown honk noises"

"Hey bro sounds like you have goonware on your computer"

Goonware by modpodgec December 16, 2020

Goonewardene

Massive creeper, oddball, pervert, plamf

Dude, I met that chick you were talking about. You were right she's definitely a goonewardene. I felt raped by her presence, let alone what she came out with.

Goonewardene by Bobarctor October 4, 2011

Goonware 

Goonware is a form of malware similar to ransome ware. Originated off a sever notorious for "goon" like activity.

"Aye bro I downloaded a free game off my computer, and now my computer won't stop playing clown honking noises!"

"Sounds like you have goonware to me!"

Goonware by modpodgec December 16, 2020

Goonware 

Goonware is just like ransomware, but the main purpose is to irritate. References to an online multiplayer game where the term originated from.

"Hey bro I downloaded the Fairfax light client for new hacks", "wait bro, my computer is flashing and blaring loud clown honk noises"

"Hey bro sounds like you have goonware on your computer"

Goonware by modpodgec December 16, 2020

Goonbear

Groups nominated cum slut

Charlie Horrocks is our goonbear

Goonbear by Mighty Slobs June 5, 2025