Goonbert

A person whom is intently analytical and judgmental of others in terms of their masturbation (gooning) habits.

After receiving information regarding the masturbation habits of the general male population, goonbert wrote a 55 page analytical novel summarizing the evolution of human masturbation.

by Joleary67 March 2, 2026

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by Oobert Goobert December 22, 2019

Goobert

A Goobert is someone who doesnt know what's going on (usually in a conversation)

Origin: Galway,Ireland

A:I hate Him he's so annoying!
B:Who?Jim?
A:NO!I'm talking about David!Your such a Goobert!

by flare 114 June 15, 2006

goobertron

a goobertron is basically an uber goober, espeicially if they are the goofy type that do the robot

"look at that goobertron dancing!"

by Freddie Gill October 4, 2006

Goonberry

One who has a horrific looking haircut and has no chance with the opposite sex.

Wow, Tim is such a goonberry, whoever cut his hair is retarded.

by Rader November 9, 2006

goonberry

a straight up goon. catch phrases include: schwippidy schwap, schwaaaaap, murphy, or claaaank. goonberry's do not consume any variations of animal flesh. he also does not eat eggs because of their potent smell. he enjoys goonberry-muffins, taco bell, and brawl. he is prone to winning elections uncontested. he tends to schwapp people (generally children) in video and online games. research has indicated that he may be the leader of the Autobots.

synonyms include: bus-master, goonberry-master, and master-baiter.

did that guy just say 'schwippidy schwap?' what a goonberry!

by softlipsgrover April 13, 2011

goobertard

An unintelligent being who's only purpose in life is to annoy others.

I work with a bunch of goobertards.

by Bender77 May 13, 2008