Goonfear 

Irrational feelings of dread and paranoia caused by being in the (virtual or physical) presence of a member of the Something Awful forums. In extreme cases, it can be classified as a phobia. Symptoms include posting illogical accusations usually containing association fallacies, comparisons of Goons to Hitler (see: Godwin), demands for preemptive banning of said group, claims that Goons ruin everything and causing moderators to lose their shit.

Goonfear is not limited to being in the presence of Goonswarm members, but any of the numerous Goon groups from the Something Awful forums.

When the Goons arrived on the forums it wasn't long before Goonfear set in.

Goonfear by JeffK December 3, 2013

goonfart

when one or another person fladulates whilst gooning

I was gooning and then let out a "goonfart"

goonfart by Wartsniffer92 December 23, 2024

Goonfert 

Goonfert is a fun and quirky TikTok personality known for their silly and goofy demeanor.(hooters.l0vers) Always rocking their pajamas and goofy slippers, they bring a lighthearted vibe to their content.
Goonfert often says a lot of brainrot, adding to their unique charm. They have a special TikTok folder called the "Goon Folder," where they save all their favorite edits. They're also a big fan of celebrities like Sabrina Carpenter, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Hilarie Burton, and Norman Reedus, making their online presence even more entertaining!

"You have to check out Goonfert's latest TikTok; their silly antics and goofy style are just too good!"

Goonfert by Goonfert fan March 12, 2025

Goonfert 

Goonfert is a silly and goofy TikTok personality (hooters.l0ver) who’s always rocking pajamas, funny shirts, and goofy ahh slippers. They're often seen watching TV shows on their iPad while jamming out with Beats headphones on. Goonfert has a special TikTok folder called the "Goon Folder," filled with their favorite edits. They have a huge love for celebrities like Sabrina Carpenter, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, and Norman Reedus, and they enjoy listening to Stevie Nicks. Goonfert also humorously talks about wanting to have a threesome with Jeffrey Dean Morgan and his wife, Hilarie Burton, adding to their fun and cheeky vibe!

"You have to check out Goonfert's latest TikTok; their silly antics and goofy style are just too good!"

“Goonfert is always the life of the party, showing off their silly personality in pajamas and goofy shirts.”

“You can usually find Goonfert lounging around with their Beats headphones on, completely locked in on the iPad.”

Goonfert by Goonfert fan March 12, 2025

Goonbear

Groups nominated cum slut

Charlie Horrocks is our goonbear

Goonbear by Mighty Slobs June 5, 2025

Goonwear

A piece of underwear filled with goonsauce

Bro i had accidentally went to school with my goonwear on!!!!

Goonwear by Blue fm October 10, 2026