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a kappa is a japanese water monster.

the kappa has a beak, webbed feet and a shell on its back and dwells under bridges, pouncing on any who attempt to cross the river. The kappa also has a bowl-like head, in which it keeps a small amount of water, and this is a key to apparently defeating this monster. when you are confronted by a kappa, your only hope is to make it bow to you, thus making the water fall out of its head and draining it of its power. strange, no?
here we are in japan. oh look, there's a river we must cross. good lord! a kappa! quick! make it bow to us!
by Eddybean May 02, 2005
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A japanese water monster that sucks your liver out of your anus. His second favourite food is children, behind only to cucumbers.
Ah crap better check on the children on the lake, a kappa might be there.
by darryl1204032 August 10, 2008
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a beach party ( KAPPA BEACH PARTY )in galveston, texas that used to be real crunk but the city started to crack down on all the partying and made it not AS crunk.

- it is the subject of alot of swisha house albums IE: "before da kappa " mixtapes
"mannn , there were so much sticky green down at the kappa, that the whole island got smoked out"

"i got drank by the pint , dro by the pound , headed to da kappa in my boss top down " - slim thug , before da kappa 2k1 mixtape

by josh June 18, 2006
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A group of "bitch ass ho's" with an exaggerated sense of self importance and entitlement.
Friend: "She was hot, why'd you dump her?"
Me: "She's a kappa."
Friend: "Oh."
by inf0saurus November 15, 2008
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a member of the Kappa Phi Lambda Sorority, hottest asian girls in the world.
damn no wonder she's a kappa, she's freaking HOT
by kplrampage March 25, 2006
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its a person who has no life and loves to get high and make out with boys.
hey kappa you cant chill with us your gay.
by eletron vaughn smackingsworth September 15, 2009
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Jim Rodriguez Hill's dream clothes.
A type of clothing that Jim has dreamed of owning.
"I wished i had kappa"
"buy me a kappa suit, tom, and i will make u very happy"
by Jim Huynh February 10, 2005
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