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Googlebated 

When you get suckered into googling random shit to prove a point.
My father in law Googlebated me by stating Native Americans couldn't grow beards.
Googlebated by Diabos January 30, 2016

googleplier 

Googleplier is an Alternate Ego of the well known YouTuber Markiplier. Googleplier is a supposed Google product, constructed as a human to help people do daily activities and answer questions. Googleplier first appears on the YouTube video "Google IRL" but has recently been upgraded in "Google Gets an Update", both on Markiplier's channel.
Person 1: dude have you seen Googleplier
Person 2: No..... Show me
Person 1: *shows a picture*

Person 2: Fuck a Duck, there goes my pants damn he's sexy

Googlelicious 

The thirst for knowledge that renders an individual incapable of suppressing the urge to Google a particular topic. (ie. lyrics, definitions, scientific principles, trivia)
Friend 1: "When did Columbus discover America?"

Friend 2: "1592!"

Friend 1: "Really???"

Friend 3: "Oh, I love me some Googlelicious." ::Searches for answer on Google:: "1492, idiots. Use your resources."

googlebated 

When your are suckered in to Googling useless shit just to prove a point.
Native Americans can't grow beards! "Hold on let me Google that!" I've been googlebated.
googlebated by Diabos January 29, 2016

googlebitch 

verb - to use an internet search engine to research a topic, especially with the intent of getting something done quickly and easily. Characterized by using the first five results, despite credits or presence of accurate information.

noun - the website, page, or entry from which the information was taken.

noun - slang term for the person one gets to research for them
Yo man, I totally just googlebitched that history project.

Andy used Wikipedia as his googlebitch for a report on Gregorian Chant.

This essay is great! Thanks googlebitch
googlebitch by K.A.L. January 11, 2009

googlewit 

Someone who pretends to be smart and who knows it all but is secretly googling all the answers. A potential pain in the arse but useful on a quiz team.
"Why is the sky blue?"

"Ask Tom he knows everything."
"It looks like he does, but I think he is just a googlewit, take his phone off him and ask him then"
googlewit by kitschnkarma April 27, 2010