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googlemite 

n 1. Anyone who frequently searches the world wide web.
2. unemployed.

plural googlemites
1. Everyone lost in or 'consumed' by the internet.

2. Anyone who uses the internet at work.



Like a termite eats wood and lives in wood, so too a googlemite; he 'lives on the web/internet'.

What's your job?
I'm a googlemite.

They never go out anymore, they're googlemites.

I'm a googlemite.
googlemite by mouseonmoon August 5, 2008
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Golemite army

A group of deranged individuals who mask their lack of social aptitude by excelling at an online game and partaking in graphic and often sick humour.
Golemite army are on the march again,I've just wet myself.
Golemite army by Eggmactiss January 3, 2018

Golemite army

A bunch of sick nonces. Anyone who is under the age of 10 or a sheep is unsafe from this disturbed bunch of people. The KFC chef and magician are our heroes. Shoutout to krimson and to Liam, our favorite pre pubescent
Hide your kids, the Golemite army is coming!

Googlebated 

When you get suckered into googling random shit to prove a point.
My father in law Googlebated me by stating Native Americans couldn't grow beards.
Googlebated by Diabos January 30, 2016

Golemite2892 

An absolute unit.
Golemite2892 is an absolute unit
Golemite2892 by LaYuen July 5, 2021

googlebated 

When your are suckered in to Googling useless shit just to prove a point.
Native Americans can't grow beards! "Hold on let me Google that!" I've been googlebated.
googlebated by Diabos January 29, 2016

googlebitch 

verb - to use an internet search engine to research a topic, especially with the intent of getting something done quickly and easily. Characterized by using the first five results, despite credits or presence of accurate information.

noun - the website, page, or entry from which the information was taken.

noun - slang term for the person one gets to research for them
Yo man, I totally just googlebitched that history project.

Andy used Wikipedia as his googlebitch for a report on Gregorian Chant.

This essay is great! Thanks googlebitch
googlebitch by K.A.L. January 11, 2009
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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