Google Wank
Type in porn in google and beat one off to the top hit. Everyday it will be something different and you will have tons of variety in your love life!
Google Wank by Kingy January 20, 2004
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Google Wanker
A new breed of pseudo intellect ,when seeing something has to google it then copy paste it in the conversation normally at the wrong time ends up looking like a true wank puffin
Google Wanker by whinging old bastards unhacked July 22, 2018
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googlewanker
Someone who uses the internet to find answers for a pubquiz to make them appear more inteligent than they are.
Grant: Isn't that Dylan brilliant at pub quizes.
Simon: Nope, he is just a googlewanker. He couldn't put on his socks without looking it up online.
Grant: That's such a shame. I used to like him. What a goooglewanker!
Simon: Nope, he is just a googlewanker. He couldn't put on his socks without looking it up online.
Grant: That's such a shame. I used to like him. What a goooglewanker!
googlewanker by Moofius July 8, 2020
googlewack
a combination of two words that when searched through the popular search engine "google" only give one result.
googlewack by LPUK January 21, 2004
googlewank
To quickly search the web for facts, rumors, or opinions that bolster your argument, ignoring any pages that rebut your argument. Usually done when losing an online debate.
A: "Therefore, the President's plan is doomed to failure."
...long, long pause...
B: "But in 1986, economists praised a similar plan."
A: "Is a googlewank the best you can do?"
...long, long pause...
B: "But in 1986, economists praised a similar plan."
A: "Is a googlewank the best you can do?"
googlewank by Sue D. Nymme July 23, 2008
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