Google Wank

Type in porn in google and beat one off to the top hit. Everyday it will be something different and you will have tons of variety in your love life!

I had a google wank over www.d0nkeypr0n.com today

by Kingy January 20, 2004

Google Wanker

A new breed of pseudo intellect ,when seeing something has to google it then copy paste it in the conversation normally at the wrong time ends up looking like a true wank puffin

I checked what you wrote best plagiarism ever,you google wanker

by whinging old bastards unhacked July 22, 2018

googlewanker

Someone who uses the internet to find answers for a pubquiz to make them appear more inteligent than they are.

Grant: Isn't that Dylan brilliant at pub quizes.
Simon: Nope, he is just a googlewanker. He couldn't put on his socks without looking it up online.
Grant: That's such a shame. I used to like him. What a goooglewanker!

by Moofius July 8, 2020

googlewack

a combination of two words that when searched through the popular search engine "google" only give one result.

"i hoped that resonating choke would be a googlewack, but its not...."

by LPUK January 21, 2004

googlewank

To quickly search the web for facts, rumors, or opinions that bolster your argument, ignoring any pages that rebut your argument. Usually done when losing an online debate.

A: "Therefore, the President's plan is doomed to failure."
...long, long pause...
B: "But in 1986, economists praised a similar plan."
A: "Is a googlewank the best you can do?"

by Sue D. Nymme July 23, 2008

Googlewank

Masturbation engaged in using a google image search to get pictures.

Man, i was horny last night so i searched 'Lesbian' and had a mad googlewank.

by viscousfluid August 14, 2008

googlewanking

To search one's own name using Google.

I've just checked the history on your computer - you've beengoogle wanking, haven't you?

by Dan Haythorn September 10, 2005