googlewank

To quickly search the web for facts, rumors, or opinions that bolster your argument, ignoring any pages that rebut your argument. Usually done when losing an online debate.

A: "Therefore, the President's plan is doomed to failure."
...long, long pause...
B: "But in 1986, economists praised a similar plan."
A: "Is a googlewank the best you can do?"

by Sue D. Nymme December 15, 2005

googlewanker

Someone who uses the internet to find answers for a pubquiz to make them appear more inteligent than they are.

Grant: Isn't that Dylan brilliant at pub quizes.
Simon: Nope, he is just a googlewanker. He couldn't put on his socks without looking it up online.
Grant: That's such a shame. I used to like him. What a goooglewanker!

by Moofius July 8, 2020

Googlewank

Masturbation engaged in using a google image search to get pictures.

Man, i was horny last night so i searched 'Lesbian' and had a mad googlewank.

by viscousfluid July 19, 2008

googlewanking

To search one's own name using Google.

I've just checked the history on your computer - you've beengoogle wanking, haven't you?

by Dan Haythorn August 25, 2005

Googlewanking

The term occurred to me when I witnessed my music industry friends Googlewanking themselves on allmusic and discogs.com.

Our record producer is always Googlewanking himself to see if he is still relevant.

by Iron Oxhide January 6, 2021