Definitions by Moofius
knobstacle
A negative person who goes out of their way to tell you why something won't work instead of answering a simple question.
Dylan - I am thinking of buying a van instead of hiring one every month. Do you know anyone who might be selling one?
Richard - You'll need to get insurance, and you'll need to have some where to park it.
Dylan - I know that. I did not ask any of that.
Richard - And you will need to tax it and get an mot.
Dylan - Shut up you knobstacle.
Richard - You'll need to get insurance, and you'll need to have some where to park it.
Dylan - I know that. I did not ask any of that.
Richard - And you will need to tax it and get an mot.
Dylan - Shut up you knobstacle.
knobstacle by Moofius October 7, 2026
googlewanker
Someone who uses the internet to find answers for a pubquiz to make them appear more inteligent than they are.
Grant: Isn't that Dylan brilliant at pub quizes.
Simon: Nope, he is just a googlewanker. He couldn't put on his socks without looking it up online.
Grant: That's such a shame. I used to like him. What a goooglewanker!
Simon: Nope, he is just a googlewanker. He couldn't put on his socks without looking it up online.
Grant: That's such a shame. I used to like him. What a goooglewanker!
googlewanker by Moofius July 8, 2020