Skip to main content

googlewanker 

Someone who uses the internet to find answers for a pubquiz to make them appear more inteligent than they are.
Grant: Isn't that Dylan brilliant at pub quizes.
Simon: Nope, he is just a googlewanker. He couldn't put on his socks without looking it up online.
Grant: That's such a shame. I used to like him. What a goooglewanker!
googlewanker by Moofius July 8, 2020

googlewhack paradox

googlewhackers who post found googlewhacks on websites such as googlewhack.com where they become indexed by google again nullifying the googlewhack status.
she found this really cool googlwhack but when her friend posted it to googlewhack.com it became a googlewhack paradox.

googlewhack 

insipid yet obsessive challenge to enter exactly two words found in a common english dictionary into the google.com search engine that will return exactly one result.
I found a new "googlewhack" today! iridescent flews

googlestalk

To stalk someone using the search engine Google to turn up information about the person that can be found on the Internet.
This guy kept bugging me on one chat channel, asking me to meet him IRL, which totally creeped me out. After he got banned he switched to another channel and started googlestalking me. So he found my LiveJournal!
googlestalk by Albin Pahernik January 4, 2004

googlewhack 

a google search where the end result is only one webpage being found. some criteria include: two words that are defined by dictionary.com. no use of quotation marks are allowed. and the resulting page must be a real article not just a list of words. an entire community has sprung up around googlewhacking. you can go to googlewhack.com for more information.
i will not list any googewhacks here since that creates a googlewhack paradox.
googlewhack by bigposerhead February 8, 2005

Googlewhack 

When you type two words into Google (no quotation marks, have to be real words) and only ONE result shows up. It's a lot harder than it looks! Crapulent porker used to be a googlewhack but lots of people ruined it. If you keep at it you'll find one eventually!!!
Well, if I gave you an example of a googlewhack, then it would be added to this site and wouldnt be a googlewhack anymore now would it?
Googlewhack by whackie December 13, 2010