googlewanker

Someone who uses the internet to find answers for a pubquiz to make them appear more inteligent than they are.

Grant: Isn't that Dylan brilliant at pub quizes.
Simon: Nope, he is just a googlewanker. He couldn't put on his socks without looking it up online.
Grant: That's such a shame. I used to like him. What a goooglewanker!

by Moofius July 8, 2020

Google Wanker

A new breed of pseudo intellect ,when seeing something has to google it then copy paste it in the conversation normally at the wrong time ends up looking like a true wank puffin

I checked what you wrote best plagiarism ever,you google wanker

by whinging old bastards unhacked July 22, 2018

googlebanger

n. egregious internet clutterer

rachel is a googlebanger.

by ruthiegirl January 1, 2008

googlebanger

alienated pedestrian diddler.

jimmy is an egregious googlebanger.

by rockyrachel August 12, 2007

googleganger

Similar to that of a doppleganger, it is another individual with the same name as you whose records and/or stories are mixed in with your own when you Google yourself.

"Hey, I just googled my name and found that I have three googlegangers!"

by shilohfire October 22, 2007

googlewank

To quickly search the web for facts, rumors, or opinions that bolster your argument, ignoring any pages that rebut your argument. Usually done when losing an online debate.

A: "Therefore, the President's plan is doomed to failure."
...long, long pause...
B: "But in 1986, economists praised a similar plan."
A: "Is a googlewank the best you can do?"

by Sue D. Nymme July 23, 2008

googlebanger

egregious internet clutterer

jimmy gizmo is a googlebanger.

by ruthiegirl December 27, 2007