2 definitions by Sue D. Nymme
The unfortunate and uncomfortable aftermath of eating a large quantity of extremely hot food. The name comes from the burning sensation while you are sitting on the toilet (porcelain).
"Oh man I have been burning porcelain this morning. I should not have eaten all those buffalo wings last night!"
by Sue D. Nymme September 10, 2007
To quickly search the web for facts, rumors, or opinions that bolster your argument, ignoring any pages that rebut your argument. Usually done when losing an online debate.
A: "Therefore, the President's plan is doomed to failure."
...long, long pause...
B: "But in 1986, economists praised a similar plan."
A: "Is a googlewank the best you can do?"
...long, long pause...
B: "But in 1986, economists praised a similar plan."
A: "Is a googlewank the best you can do?"
by Sue D. Nymme December 15, 2005