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googlewanker 

Someone who uses the internet to find answers for a pubquiz to make them appear more inteligent than they are.
Grant: Isn't that Dylan brilliant at pub quizes.
Simon: Nope, he is just a googlewanker. He couldn't put on his socks without looking it up online.
Grant: That's such a shame. I used to like him. What a goooglewanker!
googlewanker by Moofius July 8, 2020

googlewhack paradox

googlewhackers who post found googlewhacks on websites such as googlewhack.com where they become indexed by google again nullifying the googlewhack status.
she found this really cool googlwhack but when her friend posted it to googlewhack.com it became a googlewhack paradox.

Googlebeck 

Friend 1: hey Jimmy, bet you don't know who the premiership's top goal scoring midfielder was for the 02/03 season?

Friend 2: hmmm I'm not sure ( Jimmy checks google) probably Scholes, Harry kewell and Robert Pires

Friend 1: Yes, all three were joint top scoring midfielders that season, did you google it?
when you pretend to know the answer to something, often sporting trivia, but in reality you have just googled it so you get called googlebeck because you have been googlebecking for so long, you little googlebecker
Googlebeck by mushroom clearance February 25, 2020

googlewhack 

insipid yet obsessive challenge to enter exactly two words found in a common english dictionary into the google.com search engine that will return exactly one result.
I found a new "googlewhack" today! iridescent flews

googlefucked 

When anything is named something that is virtually impossible to do a google search on, usually because the terms are too common
Try to look up the band "!!!"
googlefucked by Rachel Hurley October 5, 2004

googlewhack 

a google search where the end result is only one webpage being found. some criteria include: two words that are defined by dictionary.com. no use of quotation marks are allowed. and the resulting page must be a real article not just a list of words. an entire community has sprung up around googlewhacking. you can go to googlewhack.com for more information.
i will not list any googewhacks here since that creates a googlewhack paradox.
googlewhack by bigposerhead February 8, 2005