Googism

How the hell are you expected to define a name? Do I look like some kind of astrologist? Fuck you, don't try to define me you cock-bitter.

"Hey, I heard Googism called someone a bitch today!"
"What the fuck does Googism even mean?"
"Here let me check urban dictionary."

by Googism September 25, 2020

googis

On Family Guy, Its Quagmire's Term for his "package"

Quagmire as President Clinton: "My fellow americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogity that girl. I gashmoigatied her gaflavity with my googis. And I am sorry."

by Frankenberry October 31, 2005

Googasm

n. Obsessive usage of the Google search engine. Reliant.
2. A climax of internet intelligence.

When Todd finally bought a computer and signed up for an ISP, he had his first Googasm.

by Nihilive March 22, 2005

goodism

Just good times and good vibes gettin' high on some good ganja

"Friend 1: What's up baby? Friend 2: Just chillin' man, relaxin' got some goodism" -line from the movie Dude Where's The Party

by serge2k November 24, 2018

Goonism

The religion of doing hood ass goon shit. Usually kinda illegal things.

Adherents to the religion are broke as shit and generally live on that rice n beans diet.

Church service is walking around town because you’re broke and have nothing to do. If you adhere to this religion, you probably spend any left over money on juice, weed, graffiti supplies and or things for your skateboard.

“Dude why didn’t Chris text me back”

“Idk man he’s probably out skating, getting drunk, eating tendies, you know, goonism shit.”

by Helicopter Kid December 17, 2018

googlism

Googlism.com will find out what Google.com thinks of you, your friends or anything.

Googlisms for Bill Gates:
bill gates is satan' page
bill gates is satan conspiracy theory
bill gates is a satanic worshiper who uses microsoft to gain
bill gates is richer than
bill gates is the anti christ
bill gates is a theif
bill gates is on the bus
bill gates is a hero
bill gates is darth vader
bill gates is opening windows on world health

by LN November 24, 2004

Googlism

The excessive use of Google's services to the point of addiction-like behavior and/or the firm clinging the rhetoric, "If it isn't Google, it isn't anything."
(This phrase is used by people who scoff at the sight of someone using another Search Engine, or when they see that their friend has a Yahoo or Outlook E-Mail address)

Can usually be solved with De-Googlification

Eric: You fucker! You're using Bing! "If it isn't Google, it isn't anything."

Angie: Well, I can see that the Googlism has completely taken over.

by CopperWhopper67 January 23, 2015